Technology jokes
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Using Computers for a Gratuitous Screw Reference
The difference between computers and people?
With computers, software goes into hardware.
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Blonde's Computer Freeze
What does a blonde do when her computer freezes?
She sticks it in the microwave.
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Microsoft Darkness
How many Microsoft technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they would just declare darkness the new standard TM
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Woman -vs- Computer Geek Joke
Q: What's the difference between a woman and a computer?
A: Women don't take 3 1/2'' floppies.
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High Tech Man
A man walks into a bar and sits down right across from the bartender. The bartender sees the man poking at his hand and putting it next to his ear, and asks him, "What are you doing?
The man repli…
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The Three Horses of the Apocalypse
The world is going to end in three days, so God calls the three most important leaders on the planet to help him break the news to the masses: Bill Clinton, Bill Gates and Jean Creitian.
Bill Clinto…
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Computer Nerd
You know you're a computer nerd when you know more IP addresses than phone numbers!
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Hypertext is Funny!
Why do they call it hyper text?
Too much JAVA.
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Star Trek 'n' Computer Geeks
What if Data Ran Windows98?
WORF: Captain, there are three Romulan warships uncloaking dead ahead.
PICARD: On screen. [The main viewing screen changes to a pattern of horizontal lines, eac…
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How Operating Systems are like Knights
In the realm of the Mighty King Gates who has pulled the sword from the stone and slaughtered everyone with it, comes the knights of the MS Table:
Sir DOS: Plain complexion and no armor. Ride…
