Uncategorised jokes
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First impressions are everything
Q: What did the prositutes knee say to the other?
A: Nothing. They have never met.
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Miseducation of Man and Woman
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart em…
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Beats Banging Pots
Q: What did the Chinese man name his retarded son?
A: Sum Ting Wong
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Kids love cake
A boy and his mom were walking in the mall and see two kids making out. He asks
"Mommy what are they doing?" his mom says
"They're making cakes"
"OK" says the boy
The next day the same thing happens…
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Sex Drive
Two highschool girs are sitting in the one's bedroom and the one says to the other,
"Come on we really need the car this is the biggest party of the year."
The other girl says,
"Yeah but you know what…
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A Vow of 'Celebracy'
The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven. He's met by the reception committee,
and after a whirlwind tour is told that he can enjoy any of the myriad recreations available.
He decides that he wa…
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What did the mother turkey
What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
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Lord of the Jokes
Q: What did the hobbit say to the elf?
A: You better come and hide in the Shire before the geeks create a movie so they can spend late nights sitting around watching hours of video in costumes with h…
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Plastic Surgery Miracles
Three Texas plastic surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.
One of them said, "I'm the best plastic surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an …
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Bush or Kerry
There's a teacher in a small Texas town. She asks her class how many of them are Bush supporters.
Not really knowing what a Bush supporter is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids rai…
