What did the leper say to the prostitute after their date?
Keep the tip.
Bush or Kerry
There's a teacher in a small Texas town. She asks her class how many of them are Bush supporters.
Not really knowing what a Bush supporter is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids rai…
First impressions are everything
Q: What did the prositutes knee say to the other?
A: Nothing. They have never met.
Miseducation of Man and Woman
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
Smart boss + smart em…
How did disco die?
In the disco inferno.
Groupie Gone Wild
What did the groupie get sleeping with the entire band?
What did the mother turkey
What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
Beats Banging Pots
Q: What did the Chinese man name his retarded son?
A: Sum Ting Wong
A rather attractive woman goes up to the register in an upscale hamburger establishment. She gestures alluringly to a large man who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals tha…
Why is being in the military like getting a blow job?
Because the closer you get to discharge the better you feel!