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An elderly woman takes her slightly deaf husband into see his local doctor.

Doctor: And what can I do for you today?

Old woman: It’s my husband Doctor. He has been under the weather for sometime and is not well, so he needs sorting out.

Old man to wife: What’s that?

Old woman shouting to husband: I’m just telling the Doctor we have brought you to see him.

Doctor: Right, can you tell him to roll his left sleeve up I’ll need a blood sample.

Old man: What did he say?

Old woman shouting to husband: He says you’ll have to roll your left sleeve up as he wants to take a blood sample.

Doctor: Also, I’ll need to take his blood pressure so will need him to roll up his other sleeve.

Old man: What was that?

Old woman shouting to husband: He says you have to roll your right sleeve up as he needs to take your blood pressure.

Doctor: Lastly, I’ll need a stool sample, urine sample and sperm sample.

Old man: What did he say?

Old woman shouting to husband: He says he wants to keep your underpants.

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