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Anagrams.

David Ginola – Vagina dildo
Teddy Sheringham – Teddy Minge rash
Ossie Ardiles – Arse is soiled
Diego Maradona – O dear, I’m a gonad
Tony Blair PM – I’m tory plan B
Virginia Bottomley – I’m an evil Tory bigot
Michael Heseltine – Elect him, he’s alien
David Mellor – Dildo marvel
Dame Agatha Christie – I am a right death case
The Metropolitan Police Force – I’m fellatio, the erect porno cop
Benson and Hedges – NHS been a godsend
Selina Scott – Elastic snot
Mel Gibson – Big melons
Gloria Estefan – Large fat noise
Chris Rea – Rich arse
Martina Navratilova – Variant rival to a man
Gabriela Sabatini – Insatiable airbag
Irritable Bowel Syndrome – O my terrible drains below
Evangelist – Evil’s Agent
Desperation – A Rope Ends It
The Morse Code – Here Come Dots
Mother-in-law – Woman Hitler
Semolina – Is No Meal
A Decimal Point – I’m a Dot in Place
Eleven plus two – Twelve plus one

“To be or not to be: that is the question, whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.”
ANAGRAM: “In one of the Bard’s best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero Hamlet queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten.”

“That’s one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind.”
ANAGRAM: “A thin man ran; makes a large stride, left planet, pins flag on moon! On to Mars!”

Motorway Service Station – I eat coronary vomit stews.

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