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Three men were sitting in a bar one day. they were talking about their past wedding anniversaries. The first guy said, ‘’I bought my wife a diamond ring and a house so, if she didnt like the ring, she’d still have the house and know I love her.‘’
The second guy said, ’’I bought my wife a car and a trip to the bahamas so, if she didnt like the car, she’d still have the trip and know I love her.‘’ The third guy said, ’’I bought my wife a shirt and a vibrator so, if she didnt like the shirt, she could go f*** herself.’’

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