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There’s a teacher in a small Texas town. She asks her class how many of them are Bush supporters.

Not really knowing what a Bush supporter is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raise their hands except one boy—Johnny.

The teacher asks Johnny why he has decided to be different. Johnny says, “I’m not a Bush supporter.”

The teacher says, “Why aren’t you a Bush supporter?”

Johnny says, “I’m a John F. Kerry supporter.” The teacher asks why he’s a Kerry supporter. The boy says, “Well, my mom’s a Kerry supporter, and my Dad’s a Kerry supporter, so I’m a Kerry supporter!”

The teacher is kind of angry, because this is Texas, so she says, “What if you’re Mom was a moron, and you’re dad was an idiot, what would that make you?”

Johnny says, “That would make me a Bush supporter.”

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