Uncategorised jokes → Duck for Sale
There was once a boy whose father gave him a duck, sent him to town and said, "Son, I want you to see how much you can get for this duck." So the boy took the duck and left.
As the boy was walking down the road, a prostitute stopped him and said, "I’ll fuck you for that duck." No fool he, the boy said okay and followed her to her place. After the boy was done, the prostitute said, "Since you were so good, I’ll give you the duck back if you do it again." Still no fool, the boy took her up on the deal and afterwards he took the duck, left and started walking up the road. The duck got loose out of his arms and jumped out in front of a truck. The truck driver stopped and got out. He apologized to the boy about his duck and gave him 10 bucks for his trouble. The boy took the money and went home.
When the boy got home, dad asked him how it went and the boy explained, "Well, I got a fuck for a duck, a duck for a fuck, and ten bucks for a duck fucked up by a truck."
