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Two golfers meet on the same golf course, on the same day and the same time for about 10 years, and between themselves have a good game of golf without knowing that much about each other except that they both have a passion for the game. One day whilst playing a round on the back nine and they end up playing behind two very slow, giggly women. Normally a slow party would invite the faster party to play through, but the invitation was never offered by the two women. One of the men said to the other, ‘’Look, at the next tee I’m going to front those two and ask to play through.‘’ He approach the two women and about 15 metres away the man ducked off into the bushes and scurried back to his golfing partner and said, ’’Shit that was lucky, You are not going to believe this but one of those two women is my wife and the other is a woman I’m screwing on the side!‘’ The other golfer said, ’’That could have been very ugly, but I would still like to play through. I’ll approach them at the next tee.‘’ At the next tee he approached the two women and at the last moment ducked off into the bushes and scurried back to his golf partner and said, ’’Shit you’re not going to believe this coincidence but one of those women was my wife and the other is a bird that I’m screwing on the side….!’’

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