Uncategorised jokes → Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands

By

Gerhard Reinke

IRELAND

�Are you magically delicious or just angry and drunk?

This beer is black- did a leprechaun crap in it?�

FRANCE

�Can I get a side of Freedom Fries with that?
Aren�t the French just Germans who can make sauces?�

ITALY

�Is the Pope Polish? Does he have super powers like Jesus?
I could sure go for a can of Spaghetti-O�s! �

POLAND

�Do you hire foreigners to screw in your lightbulbs?�

GERMANY

�Is this bratwurst kosher?�

TURKEY

�Where�s the hash at?
It�s cool to recreationally slaughter Kurds?�

KOREA

�Can you watch my puppy for a minute, or must you people deep fry him?�

CHINA

�This wall isn�t so great.�

ENGLAND

�Did you ever get a piece of ass from that Diana chick?�

SWEDEN

�Do you have any normal meatballs?
Want to hear a dumb blonde joke?�

YEMEN

�Yemen? That�s a stupid name for a country. What�s it mean — �Land Of Fanatics And Dust’ ?�

INDIA

�You don�t live in teepees?
Where can I get a good juicy steak around here?�

ETHIOPIA

�After a long day of travel, I�m famished. Hey � those flies sure love your pregnant son!�

CANADA

�You�re like Americans without money.�

SPAIN

�So, this is the country that�s not Portugal? Wow.
Your women can shave if they want to, right?
Where can I get some Cheez Whiz nachos?�

SOUTH AFRICA

�I liked it better the other way.�

MEXICO

�What’s that smell?�

SAUDI ARABIA

�Would you like to see my designs for a solar powered car?
Is it legal to beat your wives here, or what?�

RUSSIA

�Is it always this cold and economically devastated?�

UZBEKISTAN

�Can you spell Uzbekistan?�

GREECE

�I hear this place is a less expensive version of Italy."

AFGHANISTAN

�Seriously, where is the real country� where is everything?�

JAPAN

�What�s Hiroshima? Is that a kind of sushi?�

AUSTRALIA

�How can we stop Mel Gibson? Is there a cure?�

AMERICA

�Was John Wayne gay?�

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