Uncategorised jokes → Sex You Up

3 Stages of Sex:

1. House Sex – When you are newly married and have sex all over the house, in every room.

2. Bedroom Sex – After you’ve been married for a while and you just have sex in the bedroom.

3. Hall Sex – After you’ve been married for many years, and you just pass each other in the hall and say, “Fuck you!”

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