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This lady is throwing a party where each guest is supposed to show up as their favorite emotion. A guest shows up all dressed in green. "Oh I get it, Envy!" she says and lets him in.

Next a lady shows up all dressed in red. She says, "Oh, Anger!" and lets her in. Next, she opens the door and two naked guys are standing there. One guy is holding a bowl of pudding with his dick stuck in it and the other guy has his dick stuck into a hollowed-out pear.

"Wait a minute," she says to them. "This is supposed to be an emotion party!"

So the first guy says, "Yeah, and I’m fucking dis-custard."

The second guy says, "And I’m deep in dis-pear."

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