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THE WIT AND WISDOM OF KEVIN KEEGAN

“One of his strengths is not heading.”

“He can’t speak Turkey, but you can tell he’s delighted.”

“There’ll be no siestas in Madrid tonight.”

“England can end the millennium as it started – as the greatest football nation in the world.”

“They compare Steve McManaman to Steve Heighway and he’s nothing like him, but I can see why – it’s because he’s a bit different.”

“Despite his white boots, he has real pace…”

“That would have been a goal if it wasn’t saved.”

“Goalkeepers aren’t born today until they’re in their late 20s or 30s.”

“The substitute is about to come on – he’s a player who was left out of the starting line-up today.”

“The ref was vertically 15 yards away.”

“The tide is very much in our court now.”

“There are two schools of thought on the way the rest of this half is going to develop; everybody’s got their own opinion…”

“The game has gone rather scrappy as both sides realise they could win this match or lose it.”

“I’m not disappointed – just disappointed.”

“Argentina are the second-best team in the world, and there’s no higher raise than that.”

“A tremendous strike which hit the defender full on the arm – and it nearly came off.”

“The good news for Nigeria is that they’re two-nil down very early in the game.”

“That decision, for me, was almost certainly definitely wrong.”

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