Uncategorised jokes → The Old Lady and The Hookers

There was an old lady walking down the streets of New York City, and as she approached the police station she observed three women in hand cuffs waiting to go in.

The old lady asked one of the women, “why are you in line?”

The woman looked at the other prostitutes, winked, and said, “we are waiting in line for a free lollipop.”

So the old lady got in line for her free lollipop. The chief of police came out to run the girls in and noticed the old lady in line. Shocked, he said to the old lady, “’you should be ashamed of yourself!”

“Let me tell you something, sonny,” the old lady replied, “as long as they keep making them, I will keep sucking them!”

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