Uncategorised jokes → Two Gay Guys Playing Golf

Two gay guys are playing golf and a ball comes flying over the hill. Dirk says to Bruce, “The next time a ball comes over the hill, lie down and pretend that it hit you. Then we can sue!”

When another ball comes over the hill, Bruce drops to the ground and contorts his body. Dirk approaches the golfer and says, “He’s very badly hurt. You can expect a lawsuit!”

“Suck my dick,” the golfer replies.

“Wake up!” Dirk excitedly says to Bruce. “He’s going to settle out of court!”

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