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Year 2000 problem
Industry leaders have identified a low cost solution to the Year 2000 (Y2K) issue:
The goal is to remove ALL computers from the desktop by Jan, 2000. Instead, everyone will be provided with an Etch-A-Sketch. There are many sound reasons for doing this:
1. No Y2K problems 2. No technical glitches keeping work from being done. 3. No more wasted time reading and writing emails.The following FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions) from the Etch-A-Sketch help Desk should help you through the transition:
Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the screen. What do I do?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: What’s the shortcut for "Undo"?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q : How do I create a New Document window?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: How do I set the background and foreground to the same color?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document?
A: Don’t shake it.
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