Uncategorised jokes
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Leper love
What did the leper say to the prostitute after their date?
Keep the tip.
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Bush or Kerry
There's a teacher in a small Texas town. She asks her class how many of them are Bush supporters.
Not really knowing what a Bush supporter is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids rai…
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First impressions are everything
Q: What did the prositutes knee say to the other?
A: Nothing. They have never met.
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Miseducation of Man and Woman
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart em…
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Disco's Dead
How did disco die?
In the disco inferno.
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Groupie Gone Wild
What did the groupie get sleeping with the entire band?
Flaming Lips!
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What did the mother turkey
What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
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Beats Banging Pots
Q: What did the Chinese man name his retarded son?
A: Sum Ting Wong
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Hamburger Restaurant
A rather attractive woman goes up to the register in an upscale hamburger establishment. She gestures alluringly to a large man who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals tha…
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Military Jobs
Why is being in the military like getting a blow job?
Because the closer you get to discharge the better you feel!