Whatever jokes
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Do these turkeys get any bigger?
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, ' Do these turkeys get any bigger?'
The stock boy repl
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6 out of 7 dwarfs
Did you know that it's been statistically proven that 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren't Happy?
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Three Kicks
A big-city California lawyer went duck hunting in rural Texas. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer�s field on the other side of a fence. As he climbed over the fence, an elderly fa…
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A Letter From A Redneck Mother To Her Son
Dear Son,
I'm writing this slow 'caus…
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Bumper Stickers III
Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
Support Cannibalism — EAT ME!
God is my co-pilot, but the Devil is my bombardier.
I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.
I wasn't born a bit…
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Stupid Stoners
How many stoners does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Zero, the only way a stoner would get off his lazy a$$ and change a light bulb is if he thought he hid his stash in the socket.
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Three Buttons
A gentleman on a flight to Atlanta had a serious problem. He had made several attempts to get into the men�s restroom, but found it to be occupied.
The stewardess noticed that he was walking funny,…
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New Year's suckers
What do vampires sing on New Year's Eve?
Auld Fang Syne!
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Nervous Taxi Driver
Nervous Taxi Driver
A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the cu…
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A 90-year-old man said to his doctor
A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"
The doctor considered his question for a m…
