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A man goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. He hasn�t been feeling well and wants to find out if he�s ill. After the checkup the doctor comes out with the results of the examination.
"I�m afraid I have some bad news. You�re dying and you don�t have much time," the doctor says.
"Oh no, that�s terrible. How long have I got?" the man asks.
"Ten," says the doctor.
"Ten? Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!" he asks desperately.
"Nine. . ."
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