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A man walks into a store and sees a thermos.
"May I help you?" asks a store clerk.
"Yeah! What’s that?"
"Why, that’s a thermos! It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold!" The man buys it and the next day the man goes to work carrying this thermos. His co-workers ask what it is, and he tells them.
"It’s a thermos. It keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold."
"What do you have in there?"
"Two popsicles and a cup of coffee."
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