Whatever jokes → Top 15: Why Hockey is Better than Sex
It’s legal to earn money playing hockeyMany people play hockey even after they’re marriedThe puck’s always hardThe protective equipment is reusableIt lasts at least an hourA two-on-one or a three-on-one is not uncommonYou always know how big the stick isYou can clean your stick in public without anyone mindingYou can change players on the flyYou don’t have to be embarrassed if you don’t get the puck upEveryone is finished when the buzzer soundsYour parents cheer when you scorePeriods last only 20 minutesYou’re sure to get it at least twice a weekYou can tell your friends about it afterwards
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