The funniest jokes on the net

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, ' Do these turkeys get any bigger?' The stock boy repl

Did you know that it's been statistically proven that 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren't Happy?

Life's like a bag of Jelly beans, no body likes the black ones.

Q: What do Rednecks call four empty Cool Whip containers on a table? A: Salad bowls

Q: Why did the city build a graveyard across the street from the retirement home? A: So all the old people can see there futures!

There were three astronauts an American, a Russian, and a Pollock who were discussing who had the best space program. The Russian says, "We have the best space program. We were the first country to pu…

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he wants to hear a Redneck joke. The bartender replies, "Well, I'm a Redneck and those three large gentlemen over at that table are too. So do you stil…

Yo mama is so old, I told her to act her age and she dropped dead.

Yo mama so dirty, she made Right Guard go left.

A woman wakes up one morning and open the blinds. Her husband, half-awake, says, "Close those blinds, those little boys over the road can see my naked body." The woman replies, "If those little boys