Do these turkeys get any bigger?
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, ' Do these turkeys get any bigger?'
The stock boy repl
6 out of 7 dwarfs
Did you know that it's been statistically proven that 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren't Happy?
Life's like a bag of Jelly beans...
Life's like a bag of Jelly beans, no body likes the black ones.
Q: What do Rednecks call four empty Cool Whip containers on a table?
A: Salad bowls
Why did the city build a graveyard...
Q: Why did the city build a graveyard across the street from the retirement home?
A: So all the old people can see there futures!
Move Out Of My Space!
There were three astronauts an American, a Russian, and a Pollock who were discussing who had the best space program. The Russian says, "We have the best space program. We were the first country to pu…
I Still Don't Get It
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he wants to hear a Redneck joke. The bartender replies, "Well, I'm a Redneck and those three large gentlemen over at that table are too. So do you stil…
Yo mama is so old, I told her to act her age and she dropped dead.
Yo mama so dirty...
Yo mama so dirty, she made Right Guard go left.
Wake up, Stand up
A woman wakes up one morning and open the blinds. Her husband, half-awake, says, "Close those blinds, those little boys over the road can see my naked body." The woman replies, "If those little boys