Yo Mama jokes

  • Your mother is obese...
    Yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar bill and made change.
  • Yo mama's so ugly... kid
    Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
  • Tub o' Goo
    Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.
  • Thanksgiving Everyday
    Yo mama so fat, after sex she smokes a turkey.
  • Cris Cross
    Yo mama so cross-eyed, when she crys, tears rolled down her back.
  • Get Your Feet Wet
    Yo mama so fat when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet.
  • Get yo fingers bit
    Yo mama so fat when she went to KFC she asked for a bucket of chicken and when the cashier asked what size she wanted, yo mama said "The one on the roof."
  • Try It
    Yo mama's so fat she's on a "Tryit." She be like, "What ya'll eatin?" "I'll try it."
  • Keep Warm
    Yo mama so fat instead of having lint in her belly button, she has full sweaters.
  • Brace yourself
    Yo mama's teeth gap so big, she uses a gate for braces.
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