Yo Mama jokes
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X-Miss
Yo mama is so fat, when she wore a Malcom X jacket, a helicopter tried to land on her.
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Long Road Home
Yo mama is so fat, when I swerved off the road, I ran out of gas.
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Yo mama is a fatty
Yo mama is soo fat when she wore high heels she struck oil.
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Yo mama is FUGLY
Yo mama so ugly, I asked her if her face hurt because it was killing me!
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Mom's French Connection
Yo mama so nasty, she makes Speed Stick deodorant slow down.
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Lip Service
Yo mama's so fat, she applies lip stick with a paint roller.
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Your mother is obese...
Yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar bill and made change.
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Eating is a Sport
Yo mama is so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
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Take yo mama to work day
Yo mama is so ugly, you're father brings her to work just so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
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Mama knows how to have fun
Yo mama so fat, she plays Slip-n-Slide on the Atlantic Ocean.
