Yo mama is so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama is soo fat when she wore high heels she struck oil.
Yo mama is so fat, when I swerved off the road, I ran out of gas.
Yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar bill and made change.
Yo mama so fat, she plays Slip-n-Slide on the Atlantic Ocean.
Yo mama is so ugly, you're father brings her to work just so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo mama's so fat she's on a "Tryit." She be like, "What ya'll eatin?" "I'll try it."
Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
Yo mama so ugly, I asked her if her face hurt because it was killing me!
Yo mama's so fat, she applies lip stick with a paint roller.
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