Yo Mama jokes
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Yo Mama Road Sign
Yo' mama so dumb, she waited at a STOP sign until it said GO!
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Yo mama's so fat... Hopscotch
Yo Mamma's so fat she plays hopscotch like this: Atlanta, New York, Chicago, Detroit, Los Angelos, Seattle, Las Vegas...
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Yo mama's So Fat... Nickname
Yo' mama is so fat, her nickname is Dammmmnnnn!
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Yo Mama's Lovely Breath
Yo Mama's breath is so bad, she could clear a chat room.
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Yo mama's So Fat... Pillowcases
Yo mama is so fat, she uses pillowcases for socks.
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Yo mama's Teeth... Traffic
Yo' mama's teeth are so yellow, she smiles and traffic slows down!
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Yo Mama's So Stupid... Penny
Yo mama's so stupid, she put a penny in a gumball machine and waited for change.
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Yo Mama's so stupid... glass
Yo mama is so stupid, she has a glass door with a peep hole.
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Yo Mama's So Fat... Drives
Yo' mama so fat, she drives a Spandex car!
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Yo mama's so fat... strechmarks
Yo Mama is so fat, she leaves stretchmarks in the bath tub
