Uncategorised jokes → Top 10 Worst Pickup Lines

10. You look like a hooker I knew in Phoenix.

9. You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend.

8. If you were a booger I’d pick you first.

7. You look just like my mama. I love my mama.

6. Gross! Somebody farted. Let’s get out of here.

5. Hey, baby, wanna go halves on a bastard?

4. So… is it safe to say I’m gonna get lucky tonight?

3. You’ll do.

2. Wow! Are those real?

1. For a fat girl, you sure don’t sweat much.

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