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ARKANSAS STATE RESIDENCY APPLICATION

Name: ________________ () Billy-Bob (last) () Billy-Joe () Billy-Ray (_) Billy-Sue () Billy-Mae () Billy-Jack () Billy-Jefferson (Check appropriate box)

Age: ____ Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ N/A

Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right

Occupation: ()Farmer ()Mechanic ()Hair Dresser ()Unemployed

Spouse’s Name: __________________________

Relationship with spouse: () Sister () Brother () Aunt () Uncle () Cousin () Mother () Father () Son () Daughter () Pet

Number of children living in household: ___ Number that are yours: ___

Mother’s Name: _______________________ Father’s Name: _______________________ (If not sure, leave blank)

Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)

Do you ()own or ()rent your mobile home? (Check appropriate box)


Total number of vehicles you own ___ Number of vehicles that still crank ___ Number of vehicles in front yard ___ Number of vehicles in back yard ___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks

Firearms you own and where you keep them: ____ truck ____ bedroom ____ bathroom ____ kitchen ____ shed

Model and year of your pickup: ___________194_

Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to: ()The National Enquirer ()The Globe ()TV Guide ()Soap Opera Digest


Number of times you’ve seen a UFO ___ Number of times you’ve seen Elvis ___ Number of times you’ve seen Elvis in a UFO

How often do you bathe: ()Weekly ()Monthly ()Not Applicable Color of teeth: ()Yellow ()Brownish-Yellow ()Brown ()Black ()N/A

Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer: (_)Red-Man

How far is your home from a paved road? ()1 mile (_)2 miles ()don’t know

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