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s ago was my forty-fifth birthday, and I wasn't feeling too hot that morning anyway. I wen … pleasant and say “Happy Birthday,” and probably have a present for me. She didn't even … rning,” alone any “Happy Birthday.” I thought, “Well, that's wiv

uest today the man whose birthday is the cause of the Y2K predicament, Jesus Christ. What … bly flattered to have my birthday turned into the starting date for your calendar. IN: Bu … isn't it true that your birthday was already being celebrated o

t before his son's sixth birthday, the baron took him to one side and said, "Son, I am ver … before his son's seventh birthday, the baron took him to one side. "Son, you are my pride … before his son's eighth birthday, the baron took him to one sid

them. 2: For their birthday, you offer to help them blow out the candles. 3: n their birthday, you tell the fire department that if they see a large … eason that they got no birthday gifts was that everyone had to pitch in to buy t

Well, my wife just had a birthday a couple days ago.'' The second guys says, ''What d … 'Yep, my wife just had a birthday a couple days ago, too.'' The first guy says, ''Wel

astly emissions. On his birthday, his car broke down, so he called his wife and told her … e table for his surprise birthday party.

p to buy her boyfriend a birthday present. After looking around she realized that all the

eceived a parrot for his birthday. The parrot was fully grown, with a very bad attitude an

ver be required to buy a birthday present for another man (in fact, even remembering your ate's birthday is strictly optional). 11. On a road trip, the stro

ting in your office.Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.You want t … twin sister forgot your birthday.You wake up and discover your waterbed broke and then re

0 yr-old grandma for her birthday? Mikey, he'll eat anything!

astly emissions. On his birthday, his car broke down, so he called his wife and told her … e table for his surprise birthday party.

ary that it his wife's birthday. At lunch, Marvin goes to the local mall and tries to

ord, or a date like your birthday. Q: Some people claim they hear the voice of God.

o hookers for their 21st birthday. So the two grab two hookers, rent a hotel room, turn of

nment Tonight, celebrity birthdays: Mariah Carey's breasts are 2 years old!

identally sent my wife's birthday gift to bin Laden instead of a bomb. When he receives th

twin sister forgets your birthday!

10. For your birthday, you get the head of an infidel 9. People never refer

e table for his surprise birthday party.