Found 630 results for Blonde jokes
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Yo mommo's so fat... (Yo Mama jokes)
Yo momma's so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
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What did the blonde say after ... (College jokes)
What did the blonde say after college?
"Will that be paper or plastic?"
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George and Laura Bush were on a private... (Bush jokes)
George and Laura Bush were on a private jet en route to a public speaking in Florida.
After staring out the window with a curious look on his face he turns to Laura and says, "Hey Laura, how about I…
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Bin Laden's Wild Night (Uncategorised jokes)
What would you find on bin Laden's penis?
Camel shit.
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Did you know that Richard Pryor and Michael ... (Whatever jokes)
Did you know that Richard Pryor and Michael Jackson have a new non-profit organization?
It''s called the Ignited Negro College Fund.
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Boy Scout (Children jokes)
Why did the boy scout get kicked out?
He was caught eating a brownie!
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Saddam Hussein was sitting down wondering ... (Whatever jokes)
Saddam Hussein was sitting down wondering who to bomb next, when his phone rang.
"Hello," the voice said. "This is Paddy at the Harp Pub in Ireland, I am ringing you to say me and a couple of me mate…
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Can't Take You Anywhere (Gross jokes)
Two men are sitting around drinking. One guys says to the other, "I bet I could gross you out right now" The other guy says, "No way you could gross me out, whatever you do I could top" So the first g…
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A Norwegian took a trip to Fargo, North ... (Foreign jokes)
A Norwegian took a trip to Fargo, North Dakota. While in a bar, an Indian on the next stool spoke to the Norwegian in a friendly manner.
"Look," he said, "let's have a little game. I'll ask you a ri…
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Made in Canada (Sexuality jokes)
A Canadian was in France, out of his wallet he removed a stick of gum he had from the airport in Canada, and started to chew it. He walked into a French coffee shop and sat himself beside an English s…
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Hold On a Sec (Whatever jokes)
Q: How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree?
A: You wave to him.
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Women and Toilets (Men And Women jokes)
Q: How are toilets different from women?
A: The toilet doesn't follow you around after you use it.
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Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit (Animals jokes)
Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit lived in the same forest, but they didn't like each other very much. One day, while walking through the woods, and they came across a golden frog. They were amazed when the…
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Bruce Willis on Mt. Everest (Entertainment jokes)
What did Bruce Willis find on the top of Mt. Everest?
Icey dead people.
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Fathead (Uncategorised jokes)
A man walks into the ice cream shop with his three sons.
"Josh will have vanilla, Jim will have chocolate, and Fathead will have strawberry." Then the man smacks Fathead across the head. The girl co…
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Joke Joke (Whatever jokes)
When's a joke like a father?
When the punchline's apparent!
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Yo Daddy Is So Bald (Yo Mama jokes)
Yo daddy is so bald, when he wears a turtleneck he looks like a broken condom.
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White Wedding (Men And Women jokes)
Why are women's wedding dress' colored white?
It already matches the kitchen appliances.
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Two blondes are walking down the road when one says " (Uncategorised jokes)
Two blondes are walking down the road when one says "Look at that dog … h one eye!"
The other blonde covers one of her eyes and says "Where?"
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One day, a blonde left work early to go home ... (Men And Women jokes)
One day, a blonde left work early to go home and suprise her husband with a … lease don't do it!"
The blonde screamed, "Shut up asshole, you're next!"
