Found 630 results for Blonde jokes
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Guns don't kill people, Blonds kill people (Blonde jokes)
A blonde women is sitting in her garage, alone, with a gun to her h … Shut up! your next!" the blonde says.
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The Antenna and the TV (Whatever jokes)
What did the antenna say to the TV?
''Without me, you'd be snowed in.''
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What's dangerous and swings from trees? (Children jokes)
What's dangerous and swings from trees?
A monkey with a chainsaw!
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Baywatch (Sexuality jokes)
What do you call the space between Pamela Anderson's breasts?
Silicon Valley.
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Be Fruitful and Multiply (Religion jokes)
A dead-beat Dad died and went to Heaven. He was greeted at the Golden Gate by St. Peter, who warmly shook his hand and asked him to sit down next to him.
Looking over the dead-beat Dad's file, S…
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Bathtub Anxieties (Children jokes)
There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy.
"Can I touch it?"
"No way -- you already broke yours off!"
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Makin' Dem Cupcakes (Uncategorised jokes)
One day a boy and his mother were watching Cinemax Late Nite, when they saw some people having sex.
"What are they doing, Mommy?"
"They're making cupcakes."
"Were you and Daddy making cupcakes on…
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By Any Other Name (Whatever jokes)
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple''s house and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.
The two elderly gentlemen were talking, and one said, "Last night we went…
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The Wishing Well (Men And Women jokes)
A couple comes up to a wishing well. The guy leans over, makes a wish, and throws in a penny.
His wife decides to make a wish, too, but she leans over too far, falls into the well, and drowns.
The
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What do you call a monket... (Animals jokes)
What do you call a monkey lost in a desert?
Scewed
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Spell Check (Whatever jokes)
Eye halve a spelling chequer It came with my pea sea It plainly marques four my revue Miss steaks eye kin knot sea. Eye strike a key and type a word And weight four it two say Weather eye am wro…
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The Hooker Needs an Altoid (Uncategorised jokes)
Two prostitutes are standing on the corner and one says, ''Tonight's my night -- I can smell cock in the air.''
The other says, ''Oh, sorry. I burped.''
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Bell Tower (Whatever jokes)
Q: What's brown and lives in a bell tower?
A: The lunchbag of Notre Dame.
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Helen Keller Feller (Whatever jokes)
Why didn't anybody hear Helen Keller scream when she fell off of the cliff?
She was wearing mittens.
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Devil In The Church (Religion jokes)
One Sunday morning, everyone in one bright, beautiful, tiny town got up early and went to the local church.
Before the services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking about…
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No Screwing! (Uncategorised jokes)
Following a tragic boating accident, a husband and wife were washed ashore on a deserted island, where they lived in relative peace for several years. One morning, following a horrific storm, they…
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Top 10 Funny Store Signs (Uncategorised jokes)
1.Outside a muffler shop:
"No appointment necessary, we hear you coming."
2.Outside a hotel:
"Help! We need inn-experienced people."
3.On a desk in a reception room:
"We shoot every 3rd salesma…
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A Very Special Dictionary (Men And Women jokes)
THINGY (thing-ee) n. For a female: Any part under a car's hood. For a male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female: Fully opening up one's self emotio…
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Blow pop (Sexuality jokes)
You''re so gay, you could sit on a lollipop and guess its flavor.
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Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. (Uncategorised jokes)
table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single … hing!"
Moral: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men
