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A blonde came home from school one day and said to her mom, ''I can … ink it is because I am a blonde?'' Her mother replied, ''Of couse it is, dear.'' The nxt day, the blonde said, ''I can say the alphabet higher then anyone in my cl … ink it

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette were walking on the beach when … e and said, "Even though blondes are stupid, they have so more fun, I wish to be blonde." nd she was turned blonde. The brunette agreed, "That's rue, I really want to have …

Two dumb blondes were driving through the middle of Kansas where there w … but wheatfields. One blonde says, “Look over there!” There was another blonde weaing scuba gear and acting like she was swimming thro … the wheat. The oth

A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The o … Officer: What's 2+2? Blonde: Ummmmm... 4! Officer: What's the square root of 100? Blonde: Ummmm... 10! Officer: Good! Now, who killed Abraham Lncoln? Blonde: Ummm

A blonde and a brunette are out driving, and the brunette tells theblonde to look out for cops - especially cops with their lights o … e, the brunette asks the blonde if she's seen any cops. "Yes," says the blonde. "Are ther lights on?" The blo

A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she de … he playground. Signed, A Blonde.'' The blonde pinned the note to the kid's shirt and set him home to sh … s. The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper b

says, ''You wanna hear a blonde joke?'' The person replies, ''I am 240 pounds, world k … g champion and a natural blonde. My friend is 190 pounds, world judo champion and is a natral blonde. And my other friend is 200 pounds, world arm wrestlin

There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right ad noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field. She was in a boat rowing, with … no water in sight. The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing

Two blondes are walking down a road, one has a large sports bag. 1stblonde: "What have you got in that bag?" 2nd blonde: "Chickens." 1st blonde: "If I can guess how many chicken you've got in that bag, … have one of them?" 2nd blonde: "If you c

One day a blonde and a redhead were playing together over the redhead's hou … laying with it, when the blonde grabbed the parrot and accidentally ripped out one of its … e red head yelled at the blonde. “Go buy him another one just like that, h