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TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING ENGLISH 1. Two World Wars and One World Cup. 2. Warm beer. … SCOTTISH 1. You ain't English! 2. You ain't English! 3. You ain't English! 4. Youain't English! 5. Youain't English! 6. Youain't English! 7. Y

men and 1 Greek woman, 2 English men and 1 English woman, 2 Polish men and 1 Polish woman,2 Japanese men an … king for them. The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the Englsh woman. The Polish men took a long look at the

ipating victory over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured Enlish soldiers. Without the middle finger, it would be impossibe to draw the renowned English longbow and therefore be incapable of fighting in the fut … n was m

men and 1 Greek woman 2 English men and 1 English woman 2 Polish men and 1 Polish woman 2 Japanese men an … g for them. * The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the Englsh woman. * The Polish men took a long look at

A Scottish wife, an English wife, and an Irish wife were all talking about how they n … ng. All of a sudden, the English wife had an idea. "I know! We can take off our underwea … home to try it. When the English wife's husband noticed, he gave her

FUNNY ENGLISH NOTICES AROUND THE WORLD! ------------------------------ … s and notices written in English that were discovered throughout the world. In a T … Majorcan shop entrance:- English well talking.- Here speeching American.

as been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, ra … Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a … will be known as Euro-English (Euro for short). In the first

sian lady who married an English gentleman and moved to London. The poor lady was not veryproficient in English, but anyhow managed to communicate with her husband. The … store...because he spoke English.

ake it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me." "Well, in plain English," the dotor replied, "you're just lazy." "Okay," said t

me example offered by an English professor at Southern Methodist University: In-class Ass … turned in by two of my  English students, Rebecca [last name deleted] and Gary [last name

An English guy was very ill and his son went to visit him in the hos

will be the lovers; the English will be the policeman; the Germans will be the mechanics; … be the politicians; the English will be the chefs; the Germans will be the policemen; and

An English prisoner of war was held by the Germans. The Englishmanwas shot all over the place, and okay until one day … must cut it off.” The English prisoner said, “Well, okay, but could you drop it over … r the German tells the English

g "99 Red Balloons" in English and in German. You're starting to believe that maybe … u actually learned the English language. You ever wanted to be gagged with a spoon.

railroads were built by English expatriates. Why did the English people build hem like that? Because the first rail lines

ay drink invented by the English. Many people wonder where the word "eggnog" comes from. … syllable comes from the English word "egg," meaning, egg. I don't know where the "nog" co

Pretend you don't speak English. 9) Say “Hold on,” then scream to a nonexistent pers

Q: What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag? A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

swimming race across the English Channel. The brunette came in first, the redhead came in

Once a Frenchman, an Englishman and an Irishman were sentenced to be whipped 100 times … ch beer on his back. The Englishman did they same with English beer. But the Irishman aske to put the Frenchman on his