Found 65 results for English jokes
A little something for everyone...... TOP TEN (Uncategorised jokes)
TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING ENGLISH
1. Two World Wars and One World Cup.
2. Warm beer.
1. You ain't English!
2. You ain't English!
3. You ain't English!
4. Youain't English!
5. Youain't English!
6. Youain't English!
The Deserted Island (Foreign jokes)
men and 1 Greek woman, 2 English men and 1 English woman, 2 Polish men and 1 Polish woman,2 Japanese men an … king for them.
The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the Englsh woman.
The Polish men took a long look at the
Historical Origin of The (Uncategorised jokes)
ipating victory over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured Enlish soldiers. Without the middle finger, it would be impossibe to draw the renowned English longbow and therefore be incapable of fighting in the fut … n was m
"On a beautiful deserted island in the middle of (Uncategorised jokes)
men and 1 Greek woman
2 English men and 1 English woman
2 Polish men and 1 Polish woman
2 Japanese men an … g for them.
* The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the Englsh woman.
* The Polish men took a long look at
Scot Got Naught (Sexuality jokes)
A Scottish wife, an English wife, and an Irish wife were all talking about how they n … ng. All of a sudden, the English wife had an idea.
"I know! We can take off our underwea … home to try it. When the English wife's husband noticed, he gave her
FUNNY ENGLISH NOTICES AROUND THE WORLD! -------------- (Uncategorised jokes)
FUNNY ENGLISH NOTICES AROUND THE WORLD!
------------------------------ … s and notices written in English that were discovered throughout the world.
In a T … Majorcan shop entrance:- English well talking.- Here speeching American.
Euro-English Instead of German (Foreign jokes)
as been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, ra … Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a … will be known as Euro-English (Euro for short). In the first
Asian Lady (Whatever jokes)
sian lady who married an English gentleman and moved to London. The poor lady was not veryproficient in English, but anyhow managed to communicate with her husband. The … store...because he spoke English.
The Prognosis (Medical jokes)
ake it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me."
"Well, in plain English," the dotor replied, "you're just lazy."
"Okay," said t
Men vs. Women vs. the Short Story (College jokes)
me example offered by an English professor at
Southern Methodist University:
In-class Ass … turned in by two of my English students, Rebecca [last name deleted] and Gary [last name
English Patient (Medical jokes)
An English guy was very ill and his son went to visit him in the hos
Heaven vs. Hell (Foreign jokes)
will be the lovers; the English will be the policeman; the Germans will be the mechanics; … be the politicians; the English will be the chefs; the Germans will be the policemen; and
The Amputated P.O.W. (Foreign jokes)
An English prisoner of war was held by the Germans. The Englishmanwas shot all over the place, and okay until one day … must cut it off.
The English prisoner said, Well, okay, but could you drop it over … r the German tells the English
You're Probably Aged 23 to 28 (Whatever jokes)
g "99 Red Balloons" in
English and in German.
You're starting to believe that maybe … u
actually learned the English language.
You ever wanted to be gagged with a spoon.
Horse's Ass (Whatever jokes)
railroads were built by English expatriates.
Why did the English people build hem like that? Because the first rail lines
Rating Your Christmas Party (Whatever jokes)
ay drink invented by the English. Many people wonder where the word "eggnog" comes from. … syllable comes from the English word "egg," meaning, egg. I don't know where the "nog" co
Top 10 Ways to Get Rid of Telemarketers (Whatever jokes)
Pretend you don't speak English.
9) Say Hold on, then scream to a nonexistent pers
English Football Joke (Foreign jokes)
Q: What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag?
A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
Blonde in a Swimming Race (Foreign jokes)
swimming race across the English Channel. The brunette came in first, the redhead came in
Whipping the Foreigners (Foreign jokes)
Once a Frenchman, an Englishman and an Irishman were sentenced to be whipped 100 times … ch beer on his back. The Englishman did they same with English beer. But the Irishman aske to put the Frenchman on his