Found 66 results for English jokes
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Historical Origin of The (Uncategorised jokes)
ipating victory over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured Enlish soldiers. Without the middle finger, it would be impossibe to draw the renowned English longbow and therefore be incapable of fighting in the fut … n was
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Scot Got Naught (Sexuality jokes)
A Scottish wife, an English wife, and an Irish wife were all talking about how they n … ng. All of a sudden, the English wife had an idea.
"I know! We can take off our underwea … home to try it. When the English wife's husband noticed, he gave
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Asian Lady (Whatever jokes)
sian lady who married an English gentleman and moved to London. The poor lady was not veryproficient in English, but anyhow managed to communicate with her husband. The … store...because he spoke English.
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The Prognosis (Medical jokes)
ake it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me."
"Well, in plain English," the dotor replied, "you're just lazy."
"Okay," said t
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The Deserted Island (Foreign jokes)
men and 1 Greek woman, 2 English men and 1 English woman, 2 Polish men and 1 Polish woman,2 Japanese men an … king for them.
The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the Englsh woman.
The Polish men took a long look at th
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"On a beautiful deserted island in the middle of (Uncategorised jokes)
men and 1 Greek woman
2 English men and 1 English woman
2 Polish men and 1 Polish woman
2 Japanese men an … g for them.
* The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the Englsh woman.
* The Polish men took a long look a
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Euro-English Instead of German (Foreign jokes)
as been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, ra … Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a … will be known as Euro-English (Euro for short). In the f
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English Patient (Medical jokes)
An English guy was very ill and his son went to visit him in the hos
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Heaven vs. Hell (Foreign jokes)
will be the lovers; the English will be the policeman; the Germans will be the mechanics; … be the politicians; the English will be the chefs; the Germans will be the policemen; and
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The Amputated P.O.W. (Foreign jokes)
An English prisoner of war was held by the Germans. The Englishmanwas shot all over the place, and okay until one day … ust cut it off.
The English prisoner said, Well, okay, but could you drop it over … r the German tells the Eng
