Found 66 results for English jokes

  • The Prognosis (Medical jokes)
    ake it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me." "Well, in plain English," the dotor replied, "you're just lazy." "Okay," said t
  • The Deserted Island (Foreign jokes)
    men and 1 Greek woman, 2 English men and 1 English woman, 2 Polish men and 1 Polish woman,2 Japanese men an … king for them. The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the Englsh woman. The Polish men took a long look at th
  • "On a beautiful deserted island in the middle of (Uncategorised jokes)
    men and 1 Greek woman 2 English men and 1 English woman 2 Polish men and 1 Polish woman 2 Japanese men an … g for them. * The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the Englsh woman. * The Polish men took a long look a
  • Euro-English Instead of German (Foreign jokes)
    as been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, ra … Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a … will be known as Euro-English (Euro for short). In the f
  • English Patient (Medical jokes)
    An English guy was very ill and his son went to visit him in the hos
  • Heaven vs. Hell (Foreign jokes)
    will be the lovers; the English will be the policeman; the Germans will be the mechanics; … be the politicians; the English will be the chefs; the Germans will be the policemen; and
  • The Amputated P.O.W. (Foreign jokes)
    An English prisoner of war was held by the Germans. The Englishmanwas shot all over the place, and okay until one day … ust cut it off.” The English prisoner said, “Well, okay, but could you drop it over … r the German tells the Eng
  • A little something for everyone...... TOP TEN (Uncategorised jokes)
    TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING ENGLISH 1. Two World Wars and One World Cup. 2. Warm beer. … SCOTTISH 1. You ain't English! 2. You ain't English! 3. You ain't English! 4. Youain't English! 5. Youain't English! 6. Youain't English! 7.
  • English Football Joke (Foreign jokes)
    Q: What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag? A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
  • English Jesus (Religion jokes)
    Why wasn't Jesus born in Essex, England? Because they couldn't find three wise men and a virgin!
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