Found 108 results for Gay jokes

  • Douglas the Crab Douglas the humble Crab and Kate (Uncategorised jokes)
    Douglas the Crab Douglas the humble Crab and Kate the Lobster Princess were madly, deeply and passionately in Love. For months they enjoyed an idyllic relationship until one day Kate scuttled over…
  • The Lawyer Has an Accident (Lawyer jokes)
    A lawer just got home from work. As he stepped out of his BMW, a speeding car ripped off the door. As the lawyer jumped up and down cussing and swearing, a cop who was driving by stopped. He rolled d…
  • Taxed Blonde (Men And Women jokes)
    A blonde walks into a drugstore and purchases a pack of condoms. ''That will be $1.08, please'' says the clerk. ''What's the eight cents for?'' asks the blonde. ''It says one dollar right here on …
  • Racists and Lightbulbs (Whatever jokes)
    How many racists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None -- they don't want to be enlightened!
  • Kangaphant (Animals jokes)
    What do you get when you cross an elephant and kangaroo together? Giant holes all over Africa!
  • Covering the Tip (Uncategorised jokes)
    her condom as they saw a gay bar? Lets go get shit faced'
  • Dragons (Uncategorised jokes)
    A father has three daughters that are all getting married on the same day. He asks his oldest daughter, ''Who do you wish to marry? She says, ''Father, I wish to marry the man with three dragons on…
  • Sits in the Forest (Gross jokes)
    What's brown and sits in the forest? Winnie's Pooh.
  • The Lord Giveth... (Barroom jokes)
    When the Lord gave out brains, I thought he said trains and I missed mine! When he gave out looks, I thought he said books, and I didn't want any! When he gave out noses, I thought he said Four …
  • You're So Fat...Himalayas (Insults jokes)
    You're so fat, mountain climbers climb the Himalayas for practice before climbing you.
  • The Mystery of the Humming Bees (Animals jokes)
    Why do bees hum? Because they don't know the words.
  • Tax Payer Dollars at Work (Whatever jokes)
    Two guys were working for the city. One would furiously dig a hole, then the other would come behind him and quickly fill the hole. They were drenched in sweat. A man watching from the sidewalk cou…
  • Bigfoot and Blonde (Animals jokes)
    What's the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Maybe someday we'll find Bigfoot.
  • Prick in Cider (Uncategorised jokes)
    A little girl came running into the house crying and upset from a small cut she had just got. She asked her mom for a glass of cider. ''Why do you want a glass of cider?'' her mom asked. ''To …
  • Thumb Sucker (Uncategorised jokes)
    A little boy was walking down the hall one day when he passed his parents' room. The little boy peeked in ever so silently and saw his parents in bed together. Amazed, he yelled, ''Mom! You yel
  • Sitting at a Bar... (Barroom jokes)
    A woman is sitting at a bar, enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends, when an exceptionally tall, handsome, sexy young man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her …
  • Flood Shmud (Religion jokes)
    It was flooding in California. As the flood waters were rising, a man was on the stoop of his house and another man in a row boat came by. The man in the row boat told the man on the stoop to get…
  • What's A Truncheon? (Sexuality jokes)
    Two gay men decide to get themselves chased by the police for a lau
  • Out of T.P. (Gross jokes)
    A sexy lady in a bar walks up to the counter and motions the bartender over. She starts to run her fingers through his hair and asks to speak to the manager. The bartender says, ''He isn't here but…
  • Three Men and a Bed (Uncategorised jokes)
    Three guys walk into a motel and find out there is only one room with only one bed. Since it's the only motel in town, the guys decide to share the bed. They get to their room, squeeze in, and fall a…
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