The funniest jokes on the net

Two gay guys are sat talking when the 1st gay guy mentions that his nckname is "Sweetie Botty" 2nd gay:"And why is that?" 1st gay: "Well it's because you can pu any sweet in my bottom, and I … guess what it is" 2nd gay: "Really? Wow that is

Two gay men are walking down the street trying to bum a ride. A truck … After a while the first gay man asked in a very gay voice, ''Please sir can I fart?'' Te truck driver then say … re who cares.'' So the gay guy goes ''POOF''. Then the se

was sipping his beer, a gay guy came up and sat next to him and said, ''Hey guy, how's it … WITH MY MIND!!!'' The gay man looked suprised and said, ''Hey I was just wondering if y … do you play that?'' The gay guy replied, '' It's rather simple,

So, a gay man goes to church one Sunday. As the offering basket is pas … to please stand." The gay man stood up. The minister continued, "Well, sir, we cer … ite hymns." "Okay," the gay man replied, "I'll take him, him and him!"

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What did one gay sperm say to the other gay sperm? "How are we supposed t find an egg in all this s

smoker and the third's a gay guy. The doctor tells each of them that, if they induldge in … while the smoker and the gay guy are walking along. Then the smoker spots a lit cigarette n the sidewalk. The gay guy looks over and says, “If you bend down

new guy in town, who was gay. So she chose the gay guy; they worked together for a week orso and got the farm b … what I tell you.” The gay guy said, “Okay.” So she said, “Take my shoes off,” so he d

What do a gay guy and an oven have in common? They both brown your mea

What do you call a gay Jamaican guy? Pokemon.

Two gay guys are playing golf and a ball comes flying over the hill.

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What do you call a gay guy on an airplane? A fruit fly.

he's just walked into a gay bar. He thinks, "What the hell, I really want a drink." A ga waiter swishes up to him and says, "What's the name of your p

the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? When you take sausage out of the f

do you know you're in a gay church? Only half of the congregation is kneeling!

tell if your roommate is gay? A: His dick tastes like shit.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Megasoreass.

the difference between a gay rodeo and a straight rodeo? In the straight rodeo they s

Q: How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One to screw