Found 103 results for Golf jokes
Golf Lessons (Uncategorised jokes)
and a wife want to take golf lessons from a pro at a local golf club. The man and woman eet the pro and head to the drivin … the ball 100 yards. The golf pro says, ''Not bad.'' Golf pro: ''Now hold your club as fimly as you hold your wife's … e
The Golfer (Sexuality jokes)
lways met for a round of golf every Saturday. They asked George to meet them at 10:00 Satu … re at exactly 10:00. He golfed right handed and won the round.
Next Saturday rolls arou … shows up right on time, golfs left handed, and wins the round.
BEDROOM GOLF! THE RULES OF BEDROOM GOLF 1. Each (Uncategorised jokes)
THE RULES OF BEDROOM GOLF
1. Each player shall furnis his own equipment for play, … le.
3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the bal
The Golfer and the Leprechaun (Religion jokes)
in Ireland, a guy is out golfing and gets up to the 16th hole. He tees up and cranks one. … not on his head, and the golf ball lying right beside him. "Goodness," says the golfer, an proceeds to revive the poor little guy.
Upon awakin … lks away.
On The Side (Uncategorised jokes)
Two golfers meet on the same golf course, on the same day and the sam time for about 10 years … lves have a good game of golf without knowing that much about each other except that they … and scurried back to his golfing partner and said, ''Shit tha
Golf Fatality (Sports jokes)
A guy goes golfing with his girlfriend. As he tees off, she steps into ladie … o the head caused by the golf ball. But the only thing we can't understand is why was ther a golf ball in her rectum?"
"Oh," he replies, "that must have bee
One Man's Torture: A Golfing Tale (Sports jokes)
a man and his wife went golfing, as they frequently did together. They arrived at the … ks, depriving himself of golf the whole time.
Eventually he relaized that he must f … d out to the very same golf course to play. Once again he f
Sex Versus Golf (Uncategorised jokes)
fference between sex and golf?
In golf, a bad hole won't kill you!
Golf Buddies (Sports jokes)
most enjoyed was playing golf with his old buddy Fred. Bill's wife always commented on ho … ways seem so happy after golf and you look miserable right now."
Bill said, "Well, some
Two Guys on a Golf Course (Sports jokes)
the links at their local golf and country club. Luckily, it's a beautiful day, and there's … iend! They're both here! Golfing together! I'm sorry, man, but I can't say anything to the
Golf In Heaven (Religion jokes)
the Baptist are playing golf up in heaven. On the first tee, JB leads off and hits a big … ays: Dad? We gonna play golf, or are you just gonna mess around?
Bee Sting (Uncategorised jokes)
ran into the lobby at a golf course. ''I've been stung by a bee!'' she yelled. ''Where?''asked a golf instrutor. ''Between the first and second hole,'' she replie. ''Oh,'' said the golf instructor, ''your stance is too wide.''
Golf LOFT (Uncategorised jokes)
One time at a local golf course three shitty players were going out for a round of gof at 8 a.m. Just as they were teeing off the course pro walke
Golf Balls and G-Spots (Sports jokes)
en a girl's G-spot and a golf ball?
A man will spend hours looking for the golf ball!
Ford Cars -vs- Golf Balls (Whatever jokes)
nce between a Ford and a golf ball?
You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.
Loony Bin (Uncategorised jokes)
pretending to be playing golf. Curious, he asks: What are you doing? The guy replies: I … ds and I'm practicing my golf. Satisfied with this response the visitor again moves on do
What'd You Get Your Wife? (Uncategorised jokes)
Two guys are playing golf. The first guy says, ''Well, my wife just had a birthday a c … '
They keep playing golf for a little while and then the second guys says, ''Yep, my
Golf On The Sly (Sexuality jokes)
ard! You've been playing golf!"
Priestly Duties (Religion jokes)
es up and decides to go golfing. He calls his boss and says that he feels very sick, and … nto anyone he knows. The golf course is empty when he gets there. So he takes his first sw
The Golfer and the Buttercups (Uncategorised jokes)
n is participating in a golf tournament. He was left to golf with just his caddy. On hs tee-off, the golfer's ball lads in a patch of buttercups. The caddy tells he golfer he can take the ball onto the course, and he won't take … penalt