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most enjoyed was playing golf with his old buddy Fred. Bill's wife always commented on ho … ways seem so happy after golf and you look miserable right now." Bill said, "Well, some

A man who always plays golf sees a beautiul woman on the course. Both of them are extrem … e asks. ''Those are my golf balls.'' ''Is that something like tennis elbow?''

lways met for a round of golf every Saturday. They asked George to meet them at 10:00 Satu … re at exactly 10:00. He golfed right handed and won the round. Next Saturday rolls arou … shows up right on time, golfs left handed, and wins the rou

BEDROOM GOLF! THE RULES OF BEDROOM GOLF 1. Each player shall furnis his own equipment for play, … le. 3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the bal

Two gay guys are playing golf and a ball comes flying over the hill. Dirk says to Bruce, … ody. Dirk approaches the golfer and says, "He's very badly hurt. You can expect a lawsuit … " "Suck my dick," the golfer replies. "Wake up!" Dirk

are two blondes playing golf. One tees off and hits a man as he's walking to the next ho

One time at a local golf course three shitty players were going out for a round of gof at 8 a.m. Just as they were teeing off the course pro walke

INGS THAT SOUND DIRTY IN GOLF BUT AREN'T 10. Nuts...my shaft is bent. 9. After 18 ho

us and Moses are playing golf and they''re on the tenth hole. Moses hits the ball and it

n is participating in a golf tournament. He was left to golf with just his caddy. On hs tee-off, the golfer's ball lads in a patch of buttercups. The caddy tells he golfer he can take the ball onto the course, and he won't take … pena