Found 27 results for Internet jokes

  • Jimmy received a parrot for his birthday. The parrot (Uncategorised jokes)
    Jimmy received a parrot for his birthday. The parrot was fully grown, with a very bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was an expletive; those that weren't expletives were, to say th…
  • The Mushroom (Whatever jokes)
    Why is the mushroom always invited to parties? 'Cause he's a fungi!
  • TicTacs (Children jokes)
    Peter's mother has three kids. The first two are Tic and Tac. What's the third? Peter!
  • Incontinent Vegetarian (Gross jokes)
    What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea? A salad shooter.
  • Such Talent (Whatever jokes)
    You sing so well you belong on a stage....... coach one leaves in five minutes!
  • Emoticons (Technology jokes)
    We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where :) means a smile and :( is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by :-) and :-( respectively. Well, how about some "ass-…
  • Yo Mama's So Fat... Red Dress (Yo Mama jokes)
    Yo mama is so fat, she wore a red dress and everyone shouted “Hey! Kool-Aid!”
  • All-Purpose Excuse Form Letter (Whatever jokes)
    All-Purpose Excuse Form, designed to get you out of the trouble you've gotten in. Whenever there's a multiple choice, pick the one that works best for your situation and use it. You'll be surprised ho…
  • The Lord's Name in Vain (Whatever jokes)
    A man was working on a preacher's car in a garage and he was pushing hard on a wrench to loosen a nut and his hand slipped. He yelled “Goddamn it” and the preacher said, “Don't take the Lord's na…
  • Things You Don't Want to Hear in the Airport (Whatever jokes)
    10.) ''We have a lost child at gate D-4, the bidding will start at twenty dollars.'' 9.) ''I'm sorry madam, but we cannot allow you to bring your cat on board. We don't yet know the effects of hi…
  • Tiny Wish (Uncategorised jokes)
    A man is sitting in a pub, when a guy with an incredibly small head walks in and sits down next to him. The first guy looks up and bursts out laughing. He asks, "What on earth happened to your head…
  • Spring of 1957 (Whatever jokes)
    It's the spring of 1957 and Bobby, a pretty hip guy with his own car, goes to pick up his date. When he goes to the front door, the girl's father answers and invites him in. “Carrie's not ready yet, …
  • Malcolm in the Puddle (Children jokes)
    Malcolm: Miss Wilson can I go to the loo? Miss Wilson: In two minutes Malcolm. Do your alphabet first. Malcolm: Ok Miss Wilson. abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz. Miss Wilson: Very good, Malcolm, but wh…
  • Canni Ball! (Whatever jokes)
    Hey, did you hear about the cannibal who arrived late to the dinner party? They gave him the cold shoulder!
  • Things Dubya Shouldn't Say (Bush jokes)
    1. My fellow Americans, I have taken much into consideration and realized that I really DO look like a furry woodland creature! 2. My fellow Americans, prepare to die. I accidentally sent my wife's b…
  • Pre-Paid Plan (Sexuality jokes)
    A guy goes to a house of prostitution. He selects a girl, pays her $200 up front, and he gets undressed. She's about to take off her sheer blue negligee, when the fire alarms rings! She runs out of t…
  • A Roomful of Rednecks (Whatever jokes)
    What do you get when you have 32 rednecks in a room? A full set of teeth.
  • A new pastor moved into town and went out one Saturday (Uncategorised jokes)
    A new pastor moved into town and went out one Saturday to visit his parishioners. All went well till he came to one house. It was obvious that someone was home, but no one came to the door even af…
  • Yo Mama's So Fat... Handbag (Yo Mama jokes)
    Yo' mama so fat that when she changes hands on her handbag, she has to throw it!
  • Saddam Hussein & his chauffeur were driving ... (Farm jokes)
    Saddam Hussein & his chauffeur were driving down the highway when suddenly they hit a pig crossing the road, killing it instantly. Saddam tells his driver "Go to the farm over there & explain to the …