Found 32 results for Irish jokes
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Yo Mama's Lovely Breath (Yo Mama jokes)
Yo Mama's breath is so bad, she could clear a chat room.
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Mmmmmmmilk (Uncategorised jokes)
A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine. It happened that the equipment arrived when his wife was away. So he decided to test it on himself first.
He inserted his penis into the equipment, turne…
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Jack Daniels and Michael Jackson (Uncategorised jokes)
What do Jack Daniels and Michael Jackson have in common?
They're both seven year old liquors!
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Donkeys' Quixotic Journey (Animals jokes)
Who do donkeys journey to the top of the mountain to see?
The Wiseass.
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A Private With Balls (Uncategorised jokes)
A private was serving duties at his barracks in the car-park booth. The phone in the booth rang and the private answered.
The other person on the phone, sounding rather distressed, said, "Quick sol…
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Asian Kiddies (Uncategorised jokes)
What do you call a Chinese pedophile?
Fuck Um Yung
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Pot Poem (Whatever jokes)
When I die, bury me deep.
Plant some reefer, at my feet.
Place some papers, in my hand.
I'll roll my way, to the promised land!
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Cubist Poo (Whatever jokes)
Who is the famous artist with brown fingers?
Pic-ass-o.
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Yo' mama so fat, she falls out of bed on both sides! (Uncategorised jokes)
Yo' mama so fat, she falls out of bed on both sides!
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An Odd Tale (Whatever jokes)
There once was a boy who named Odd.
A lot of people would make fun of him because of his name, so he decided that when he passed-way he would leave his gravestone blank.
A couple of years later,…
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Blonde Loses Sweet Job (Business jokes)
Why did the blonde get fired from her job at the M&M factory?
She threw away all the "W&W's"
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The Perfect Man (Uncategorised jokes)
There was a woman who got married. Her husband hit her all the time.
So she got remarried and that husband ran out on her.
She got married again and that husband was just bad in bed and she divorc…
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A lady walks into her doctors office ... (Sexuality jokes)
A lady walks into her doctors office screaming.
She yells, "Doctor, Doctor my breasts are hairy! What do I do?"
The doctor asks, "Well, how long does the hair grow?"
The lady replies, "From here to
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Thoughts on Religion (Religion jokes)
Q: Will I be reincarnated?
A: Not unless there is a special need to recreate you. And searching backup files is a major hassle, so if there is a request for you, God will just say that the tape has …
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A married couple is driving down the interstate doing (Uncategorised jokes)
A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is behind the wheel.
His wife looks over at him and says, "Honey, I know we've been married for 15 years, but, I want a divor…
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Drunken Confession (Barroom jokes)
Two drunks are at a bar, drinking up a storm.
One drunk says to the other drunk, �Did you sleep with my wife last night?�
To which the other drunk replies, �Not a wink.�
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Army Police Brutality (Whatever jokes)
Paddy 'n' Mick join the army, and are put on street patrol in a city with a military curfew. They are given instructions to shoot anybody who's on the streets after 6 o'clock. So one day, they're out …
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Blonde Pillow Talk (Blonde jokes)
What do blondes say after sex?
''Are you boys all in the same band?''
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Jehovah + Atheist=? (Uncategorised jokes)
What do you get when you cross an atheist and a Jehovah's Witness?
Somebody knocking at your door for no reason.
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Dead Frog (Uncategorised jokes)
A young boy walks into a whore house dragging a dead frog. He asks the man at the front desk if he can have a woman and the man says ''No, son. You have to be 18.'' The boy hands the man a one hundr…
