Found 54 results for Michael jackson jokes
Back in the Swinging Sixties, Michael Caine is holding (Uncategorised jokes)
Back in the Swinging Sixties, Michael Caine is holding a big showbiz party in his swanky new house. Everyone who's anyone is there - top stars from the worlds of movies and music, fashion and art. The…
God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly (Uncategorised jokes)
God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds. "Look, Michael, look what I've made."
Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"
"It's a pl…
Michael Jackson and Casper (Insults jokes)
s the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?
One is pale and scares kids and
Michael Jackson - Stroke in hospital (Entertainment jokes)
Reports of Michael Jackson having a heart attack before he reached hospital
Jack Daniels and Michael Jackson (Uncategorised jokes)
What do Jack Daniels and Michael Jackson have in common?
They're both seven year ol
Michael Jackson's Baby (Children jokes)
What were Michael Jackson's baby's first words?
"Which one's Mommy?"
Michael Jackson (Children jokes)
's the diffrence between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?
The one is made of plastic
Michael Jackson and McDonald's (Uncategorised jokes)
What do Michael Jackson and McDonalds have in common?
They both stic
The Michael Jackson Doll (Entertainment jokes)
d you hear about the new Michael Jackson doll?
You wind it up and it plays with your k
Michael Jackson vs. McDonalds (Uncategorised jokes)
What does McDonalds and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both stick their meat in 13
Michael Jackson's shnoz (Uncategorised jokes)
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Out of a catalog.
What do Michael Jackson and plastic bags ... (Children jokes)
What do Michael Jackson and plastic bags have in common?
They are both m
Michael Jackson shops at Wal-Mart (Children jokes)
Q: Why did Michael Jackson run to Wal-Mart?
A: Boys pants were half off.
Did you know that Richard Pryor and Michael ... (Whatever jokes)
w that Richard Pryor and Michael Jackson have a new non-profit organization?
Parachutes for two (Uncategorised jokes)
Michael Jackson, his lawyer, and a small, cute boy are on a plane when the plane suddenly develops engine troubles.
"Bad news," the lawyer said. "There are only two parachutes. You and me will go."
Michael Jackson and JC Penney (Uncategorised jokes)
What do Micheal Jackson and JC Penny have in common?
Boys' pants, half off!!
Perfect Ten (Uncategorised jokes)
What is Michael Jackson's idea of a perfect 10?
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? (Uncategorised jokes)
has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson's dreams every night?
Q: How are t
God's Identity (Religion jokes)
n''''t know that God was Michael Jackson!"
Osama and Bush Have a Dog Fight (Bush jokes)
ng,", said Bush. "We had Michael Jackson's plastic surgeons working for 5 years to make th