Found 12 results for Pirate jokes
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The Sailor and the Pirate (Barroom jokes)
A sailor and a pirate walk into a bar. They sit down next to each other, get to … s with the Navy, and the pirate tells of robbing ships and killing his enemies with the oter pirates.
The sailor notices that the pirate has an eyepatch, a ook and
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A man with a pegleg, hook hand and... (Whatever jokes)
ch went to apply to be a pirate.
Interviewer: How did you get that pegleg?
Pirate: Arr. I got me leg shot off during the first world war. … id you get that hook?
Pirate: I got me hand cut off by a big knife.
Interviewer: … about
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A pirate walks into a bar ... (Whatever jokes)
A pirate walks into a bar with a peg leg, a parrot on his shoulder, … eel on your pants."
The pirate says, "Arrrr, I know. It''s driving me nuts."
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This pirate walks into a bar with a big ship's wheel (Uncategorised jokes)
This pirate walks into a bar with a big ship's wheel down his pants.
… your pants?"
And the pirate says...
Aaargh, it's driving me nuts!!
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Why does a pirate go on holiday? To get some ARRR (Uncategorised jokes)
Why does a pirate go on holiday?
To get some ARRR and ARRR.
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How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears (Uncategorised jokes)
much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?
A buck an ear.
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Piercing A Pirate (Whatever jokes)
How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?
A buccaneer.
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Captain Red Shirt (Whatever jokes)
d shirt when he sights a pirate ship, and he always wins in battle against them. His first … xt day, a whole fleet of pirate ships attack and the first mate says, ''Give me my brown p
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Camoflauge Clothing (Whatever jokes)
There once was pirate captain who, whenever it looked like a battle would be imm
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The Halloween Costume (Religion jokes)
a hook so he could be a pirate.
Outraged that they were making fun of his pegleg, he fi
