The funniest jokes on the net

At a nursing home in Florida, a group of senior citizens were sitting around talking about their aches and pains. "My arms are so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said one. "I know what…

Truly bad joke! A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait …

SEX LAWS In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.) _…

A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Departmental Manager were on their way to a meeting. They were driving down a steep mountain road when suddenly the brakes on their car failed. The car c…

"On a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded: 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman 2 French men and 1 French woman 2 German men and 1 German woman 2 G…

There's a courtroom, where a man is being charged for murder: Judge: You are charged, that on 1st November 1986, you did brutally murder your wife by using a hammer to bludgeon her to death. And…

SIGNS YOU'VE BEEN IN LONDON TOO LONG 1 You say 'mate' constantly. 2 You think it is perfectly normal to pay over ?2.50 for a pint. 3 Anyone not from London is a 'w**ker'. 4 Anyone from outside Lon…

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York City. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The tired blonde just wants to take a nap, poli…