Found 427 results for Sex jokes
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Sex You Up (Uncategorised jokes)
3 Stages of Sex:
1. House Sex - When you are newly married and have sex all ver the house,in every room.
2. Bedroom Sex - Afteryou've been married for a while and you just have sexin the bedroom.
3. Hall Sex - After you've been married formany
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Three Types of Sex (Uncategorised jokes)
There are three types of sex in a marriage. The first one is Kitchen Sex. This is when yu are newlyweds, and you're still having fun, … e second type is Bedroom Sex. This is when you have settled down a bit and probably have … m.
The thir
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Ma, Pa, And The Rump Pump (Uncategorised jokes)
time we taught him about sex. Junior, get out here!". Junior runs out. 'Junior, I think … ime to teach you about sex."
"Sex," says Junior. "What's sex?"
"Well," Pa says. "Tae off yur clothes, Ma."
So Ma … Pa are teaching me about se
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Men's English (Sexuality jokes)
eventually like to have sex with you.
"Can I take you out to dinner?" = I'd eventually lke to have sex with you.
"Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventually like t have sex with you.
"May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to ave sex with
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Six Hours to Live (Sexuality jokes)
e some amazing, athletic sex. Half an hour later, the man asks his wife if they can have sx again. They do, and it's even more vigourous and ferocious se. An hour later, the man asks his wife for sex again, and theyhave a ball-busting, rib-breaking r
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Philosophy of Sex "I believe that sex is one of the (Uncategorised jokes)
Philosophy of Sex
"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural,wholesome things that … women get when they want sex? Me neither."
--Steve Martin
"Having sex is like playingbridge. If you don't have a good partner, yo … d."
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Sex vs. Computers (Sexuality jokes)
s the difference between sex and computers?
With computers, the software goes into th hardware. With sex, the hardware goes into the software.
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The Bus Driver (Uncategorised jokes)
, he asks if he can have sex with her. Naturally, she says no, and gets off the bus. The m … of a way for him to have sex with the nun.
"Well," says the bus driver, "every night at 8 … uld convince her to have sex with you."
The man decides to
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Oral Grandpa (Uncategorised jokes)
ng his grandfather about sex. He asked how often you should have it.
His grandfather t … times a day. Later on, sex tapers off and you have it once a week or so. Then as you ge older, you have sex maybe once a month. When you get really old
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Four Confucianisms (Uncategorised jokes)
3. Confucious says, oral sex makes one's day. Anal sex makes one's hole weak.
4. Confuious says, sex is like brdge game. Don't need partner if you have good hand
