Found 427 results for Sex jokes
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Cuz Penguins Drive Cars (Uncategorised jokes)
It's a really hot day and this penguin is having car trouble, so he takes it into a garage. The penguin asks, "How long will it be?" The mechanic says, "Just a few minutes." So the penguin deci…
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Clean Joke, Dirty Joke (Children jokes)
You wanna hear a dirty joke? A boy fell in a mud puddle.
You wanna hear a clean one? He took a bath!
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Priest's First Mass (Religion jokes)
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I…
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Feel the Hot Burn of Shame!!! (Religion jokes)
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It was 10 minutes of sex and 50 minutes of guilt.
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Cow and Her Apples (Animals jokes)
A squirrel is chillin' in a tree when a cow climbs up and sits next to him.
"Whatcha doin' here?" asks the squirrel.
"I'm here to eat some apples."
"But this is a pine tree!"
"I know. I brought my
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3A. ESSAY IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR (Uncategorised jokes)
3A. ESSAY
IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE TO GET TO KNOW YOU, THE APPLICANT, BETTER, WE ASK THAT YOU ANSWER THE FOLLOWING QUESTION: ARE THERE ANY SIGNIFICANT EXPERIENCES YOU HAVE H…
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Mother in law (Men And Women jokes)
A man's house is on fire. He runs out of the house with his son and tells him to wait outside. Then he runs back in and gets is daughter and brings her ouside. Then his wife. Then the dog. Then he goe…
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Gay Jamaican (Uncategorised jokes)
What do you call a gay Jamaican guy?
Pokemon.
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Candle Romance (Whatever jokes)
What did one candle say to the other candle?
Want to go out tonight?
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Equal Opportunity Asphyxiation (Whatever jokes)
Why do farts smell?
So deaf people can enjoy them, too.
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Eulogy (Whatever jokes)
There were three men standing at the Pearly Gates of Heaven when Saint Peter met them and asked, ''What would each of you like to hear your relatives or friends say at your funeral?''
The first ma…
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Ole and the Lefse (Foreign jokes)
Ole was on his death bed. But before he died, he wanted to have one last taste of lefse (potato crepe). Even as weak as he was, he was able to crawl out of bed and go down the stairs to the k…
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Dead Again (Men And Women jokes)
A funeral service is being held in a synagogue for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service, the pallbearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall jar…
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Amish Country (Religion jokes)
You're more confused than an Amish electrician!
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Confucious (Sexuality jokes)
Man who lay woman on ground have piece on earth.
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Chinese Consultant A woman was very distraught at the (Uncategorised jokes)
d not had a date nor any sex in quite some time. Afraid she might have something wrong wit … e medical expertise of a sex therapist.
Her personal physician recommended Dr. Wang, a ell-known Chinese sex therapist. So she went and saw him. Upon en
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Football Fan To The Rescue (Animals jokes)
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a rabid rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips a board off of a nearby fence, wedges it down the dog's collar and twists…
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A lorry driver was driving down the highway when he (Uncategorised jokes)
A lorry driver was driving down the highway when he saw a priest at the side of the Road. He stopped to pick up the priest and give him a ride. A ways down the oad the lorry driver saw a lawyer on the…
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The Farmer and the Prostitute (Uncategorised jokes)
What's the difference between an epileptic farmer and a prostitute with diarrhea?
The farmer shucks between fits.
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The Ungrateful Father One evening a man was at home (Uncategorised jokes)
The Ungrateful Father One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, then catch them in his mouth. In the middle of catching one, his wife asked a question, a…
