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Sex is like air. It's not important unless you're not getting any!

ow do rednecks have safe sex? A. They mark the sheep that kick!

nkenstein's monster have sex? Because his nuts are on his neck.

blondes only think about sex? Because they're dirty blondes.

severe problems with his sex life. The psychiatrist asked him a lot of questions, but he c … face while you're having sex?" "Well, yes, I did once." "And how did she look?" " … riend's face once during sex. That seems somewhat unusual. H

omen (i.e.relationships, sex and life in general). All women who read this are encouraged … I know if I'm ready for sex? A: Ask your boyfriend. He'll know when the time is right. W … hen it comes to love and sex, men are much more responsible,

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she asked him how he had sex. "Tarzan not know sex," he replied. Jane explained to him wht sex was. Tarzan sad, "Oh, Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree." H

nd says, ''Will you have sex with me?'' Surprised by the question, the Noun answers,''No!' … can get the Nun to have sex with you.'' The Hippie asks how'. The bus driver tells him th … u can demand her to have sex with you. The Hippie, happy abo

tand it anymore and have sex. After sex, they throw the condom out the window and keep driing. Half … ieve the condom and have sex. They leave it by the roadside and continue driving. Half an