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Philosophy of Sex "I believe that sex is one of the (Uncategorised jokes)
Philosophy of Sex
"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural,wholesome things that … women get when they want sex? Me neither."
--Steve Martin
"Having sex is like playingbridge. If you don't have a good partner, yo … d."
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Sex vs. Computers (Sexuality jokes)
s the difference between sex and computers?
With computers, the software goes into th hardware. With sex, the hardware goes into the software.
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The Bus Driver (Uncategorised jokes)
, he asks if he can have sex with her. Naturally, she says no, and gets off the bus. The m … of a way for him to have sex with the nun.
"Well," says the bus driver, "every night at 8 … uld convince her to have sex with you."
The man decides to
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Oral Grandpa (Uncategorised jokes)
ng his grandfather about sex. He asked how often you should have it.
His grandfather t … times a day. Later on, sex tapers off and you have it once a week or so. Then as you ge older, you have sex maybe once a month. When you get really old
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Four Confucianisms (Uncategorised jokes)
3. Confucious says, oral sex makes one's day. Anal sex makes one's hole weak.
4. Confuious says, sex is like brdge game. Don't need partner if you have good hand
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Dwarf Sex (Uncategorised jokes)
er if she wanted to have sex, so he took her to his apartment. The woman enjoyed the sex lot: ''Ooooh, that was so good!'' she said. The dwarf repli
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St. Peter, God, and the Oral Sex Dilemma (Uncategorised jokes)
ple are engaging in oral sex."
God says, "Oh no, St. Peter, not oral sex. That's terrile! We have to do something."
St. Peter says … who don't engage in oral sex. We'll have to make it something very special, like something
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Geriatric Sex (Uncategorised jokes)
rather upset because her sex life had really died. Mildred said that her sex life was grea.
"The secret to great sex is this," Mildred cuseled Ethel. "When my Sammy is getting r … so excited we have wild sex the rest of the night!"
Ethel says, "
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Sandpaper Sally (Uncategorised jokes)
As they start to have sex, Jim screams, "Ouch! Now I know why they call you Sandpaper S … me back and Jim attempts sex once again.
"What the hell happened?" asks Jim, "This is th best sex I''ve ever had!"
Sally replies, "Oh, I just picked my
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Sex Ed (Uncategorised jokes)
to approach the topic of sex education and asked her students if they'd ever seen anythingthat was related to sex education on TV.
Mary raised her hand and said she had seen … have anything to do with sex education.
Yes it does, said John