Found 427 results for Sex jokes
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Survival of the Fittest Brain Cells (College jokes)
A herd of buffalo can only move as fast
as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at
the back of the herd that are killed first. This natural sel…
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Blondes and Turtles (Animals jokes)
What do turtles and blondes have in common?
If they're on their back, they're screwed!
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911 (Blonde jokes)
Why can't a blonde dial 911?
She can't find the eleven.
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Knock knock... cows (Animals jokes)
Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!
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The Key to Heaven (Uncategorised jokes)
Mother Superior called a young novice into her office one evening. ''Now dear, I want you to give the Father his nightly bath. You are to do as he tells you and be sure to report to me in the morning…
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Boiled Egg (Uncategorised jokes)
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
I don't think I can get hard, I just got laid this morning!
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The Big Dick Mummy takes little Johnny to the zoo. (Uncategorised jokes)
The Big Dick
Mummy takes little Johnny to the zoo. As they pass the elephant cage, the elephant has an erection.
"What's that, Mummy?" asks the child.
"Nothing, Johnny, nothing," says the emb…
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Remember, this is an actual news report on Reuters! (Uncategorised jokes)
to its knees with heterosexual males gawking at the near-unbelievable levels of mammarian … bout a heightened air of sexual tension.
Feminist lesbian organizations in London agree … pposed to the systematic sexual objectification of women and
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What Did You Say About Mama?!? (Uncategorised jokes)
Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting, "Your mom's the best lay in town."
Everyone expects a fight, but the guy ig…
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Bird-Brained in Helopisa (Gross jokes)
John went on vacation to Helopisa. As soon as he stepped outside, SPLAT!!! A big piece of bird shit fell on him. He asked the first person he saw where he could wash it off.
''No! No!,'' they s…
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The Geography of Men and Women (Sexuality jokes)
The Geography of a Woman
Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia. She is half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bushland around the fertile deltas.
Between…
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Gorilla Golf (Animals jokes)
A guy walked into a pro-shop with a gorilla. "Is anyone interested in a little wager?" he said, flashing some large bills around. "I've got $500.00 here that says my gorilla can hit the ball longer an…
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Bedside Confession (Sexuality jokes)
Ted and Julie go to bed with one another for the first time.
Julie: I think I should warn you Ted, I've got acute angina
Ted: You're breasts aren't bad either.
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Lesbians and Coffins (Uncategorised jokes)
Q. Why aren't there any nails in a lesbian's coffin.
A. Because they're all tongue and groove.
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Substituting Rats for Lawyers (Lawyer jokes)
Why is the N.I.H. (National Institute of Health) substituting rats with lawyers for lab tests?
Three reasons:
1. There are more lawers then rats.
2. When rats die many lab techies feel bad…
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Ice Cream Lessons (Children jokes)
Where would you learn how to make ice cream?
At Sundae school.
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Pre-Med Upstart (College jokes)
As a pre-med student at Washington University in St. Louis, I had to take a difficult class in physics. One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A student rudely interr…
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The Insomniac (Whatever jokes)
How do you describe a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac?
It's a guy who sits up all night wondering if there is a dog or not.
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Seasick (Sexuality jokes)
Mr. Johnson had been retired for a year when his wife of fifty years suggested they take a cruise: "We could go somewhere for a week, and make wild love like we did when we were young!" He thought it …
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Black And White (Animals jokes)
What's black and white and red all over?
An embarassed zebra!
