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ng his grandfather about sex. He asked how often you should have it. His grandfather t … times a day. Later on, sex tapers off and you have it once a week or so. Then as you ge older, you have sex maybe once a month. When you get really old

3. Confucious says, oral sex makes one's day. Anal sex makes one's hole weak. 4. Confuious says, sex is like brdge game. Don't need partner if you have good hand

er if she wanted to have sex, so he took her to his apartment. The woman enjoyed the sex lot: ''Ooooh, that was so good!'' she said. The dwarf repli

ple are engaging in oral sex." God says, "Oh no, St. Peter, not oral sex. That's terrile! We have to do something." St. Peter says … who don't engage in oral sex. We'll have to make it something very special, like something

rather upset because her sex life had really died. Mildred said that her sex life was grea. "The secret to great sex is this," Mildred cuseled Ethel. "When my Sammy is getting r … so excited we have wild sex the rest of the night!" Ethel says, "

As they start to have sex, Jim screams, "Ouch! Now I know why they call you Sandpaper S … me back and Jim attempts sex once again. "What the hell happened?" asks Jim, "This is th best sex I''ve ever had!" Sally replies, "Oh, I just picked my

to approach the topic of sex education and asked her students if they'd ever seen anythingthat was related to sex education on TV. Mary raised her hand and said she had seen … have anything to do with sex education.” “Yes it does,” said John

legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual rlations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like … lies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece … the

ive up a fourth of your sex life?" The golfer thinks the man is crazy and that his answe … h another fourth of your sex life?" The golfer shrugs and says, "Sure." He makes an eagl … give up the rest of your sex life to win this match?" The g

Coma Sex There's a woman in a hospital in a coma. Her nurse notices af … he bright idea that oral sex might just provide the stimulus to bring the woman out of her … him her idea about oral sex, and he agrees. When he arrives at the hospital,