Found 66 results for Wedding jokes
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Donkey Compliment (Animals jokes)
How do you compliment a donkey?
''Hey, nice ass!''
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Pregnant Teacher (Uncategorised jokes)
One day four boys were playing soccer in the schoolyard. They kicked the ball up in the trees and none of the boys could get it, so they go get the teacher, who was pregnant. So she goes up the tree a…
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Yo momma so so fat! (Yo Mama jokes)
Yo momma is so fat that when she wore high-heels, she struck oil!
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Three Rednecks (Uncategorised jokes)
Three rednecks are talking about how stupid their wives are.
The first man says, ''My wife is so stupid, she bought an air conditionerbut we don't have electricity.''
The second man said his…
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10 Ways To Tell You're From New Hampshire (Whatever jokes)
10) You married your cousin's brother's wife
9) Your only belief is Live Free or Die.
8) You think Massachusetts should be Taxachusetts (when you are actually paying more).
7) You walk ar…
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The Lawyer's Funeral (Lawyer jokes)
A man is at his laywer's funeral and and is suprised by the turnout for this one man. He turns to the people around him. Why are you all at this man's funeral?
A man turns towards him and s…
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Middle East Policy (Sexuality jokes)
Why was former President Clinton so interested in the events in the Middle East?
Because he thought the Gaza Strip is a topless bar!
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Bubble Blowing Duckies (Animals jokes)
Three ducks were
swimming in a pond after midnight and were arrested for trespassing. The next morning, they were called to appear in court. The judge called in duck
number one and said, "What …
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Dirty Tricks (Sexuality jokes)
A man came home from work one day to find his wife sitting on the front porch with her bags packed.
He asked her where she was going and she replied, "I'm going to Las Vegas."
He asked her why she …
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Blonde Throwing Grenade (Blonde jokes)
Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade
at you?
A: Pull the pin and throw it back.
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Adjustable Steering Wheels Are Funny (Blonde jokes)
Why do blondes like cars with adjustable steering wheels?
Because they like more head room.
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How Tall Is It? (Barroom jokes)
A man was walking down the street and on the corner were 3 drunks trying to raise a telephone pole. They worked and worked and finally got the thing in the air. Two of of the drunks held the …
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Clinton's Final State of the Union Address (Uncategorised jokes)
Members of Congress...people of America....I banged her. I banged her like a cheap gong. Which is not news, folks, because if you think Monica Lewinsky was the only skin flute player in my orchestra…
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You Might Be A Redneck If...Toilet (Redneck jokes)
You might be a redneck if you have flowers planted in a bathroom fixture in your front yard!
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Lawyer-Client Relations (Sexuality jokes)
Q: Why does the bar association prohibit lawyers and clients from having sex?
A: To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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The Secret of Speed (Whatever jokes)
Plane: How do you fly so fast?
Rocket: You'll know when your ass is on fire!
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If _____ Made Toasters (Technology jokes)
If Oracle made toasters... They'd claim their toaster was compatible with all brands and styles of bread, but when you got it home you'd discover the Bagel Engine was still in development, the …
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Talking Parrot (Whatever jokes)
This hous wife got tired of being alone everyday since her husband was at work and her 3 daughters were in school, so she decided to get a pet to keep her company. She walks into the local pet store a…
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The Inherent Hilarity of Veneral Disease (Sexuality jokes)
Q: What's green and eats nuts?
A: Syphilis
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Yo Mama's so dumb... car (Yo Mama jokes)
'Your mama is so dumb, she sold her car for gas money!
