Found 66 results for Wedding jokes
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Hostage Situation (Whatever jokes)
If a schizophrenic threatens to commit suicide, is it considered a hostage situation?
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Real Blonde? (Blonde jokes)
Q: Two blondes are standing on top of the Empire State Building. How can you tell which one is the true blonde and which one is the bleached blonde?
A: The bleached blonde isn't throwing bread c
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Nursery Crimes (Children jokes)
Nursery Crimes:
Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie,
kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play,
they didnt know that Georgie was gay.
Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall, was…
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Yo mama's So Stupid...Hooked (Yo Mama jokes)
Yo' mama so stupid she sent you to rehab because you were hooked on phonics!
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Breast Enlargement Home Kit (Uncategorised jokes)
There is this couple, and the wife is very self conscious.
She's always asking her husband if she's still pretty, if she's too fat, and if her boobs are okay.
Well, one day she is standing in fron…
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Yo Mama Las Vegas (Uncategorised jokes)
Yo mama is like a casino -- liquor in the front, poker in the back.
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Three Kicks (Whatever jokes)
A big-city California lawyer went duck hunting in rural Texas. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer�s field on the other side of a fence. As he climbed over the fence, an elderly fa…
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Southern Minister Pours the Liquor (Religion jokes)
A southern minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great expression, he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."
With even greater emphasis, he sa…
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Proctologist's Accident (Uncategorised jokes)
What kind of accident did the proctologist have?
He was rear-ended!
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JUST PLANE NUTS _________________ While cruising (Uncategorised jokes)
JUST PLANE NUTS
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While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Benson
looked
out the window. "Good lord!" he screamed, "one of the engines just blew
up!"
Other…
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Yo Mama's So Poor... Park (Yo Mama jokes)
Yo mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, ducks throw bread at her.
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Signs Your Co-Worker Is a Hacker (Technology jokes)
Everyone who ticks him or her off gets a $26,000 phone bill.Has won the Publisher's Clearing House Sweepstakes three years running.When asked for their phone number, they give it in hex.Seems strangel…
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Peeing in the Pool (Children jokes)
A boy was at a public pool.
The lifeguard blew his whistle at the boy and yelled, ''Hey! Don't pee in the pool!''
The boy replied, ''But everybody does it!''
''Not from the diving board!'' shou
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Stoopit Pickup Lines (College jokes)
1. Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
2. Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.
3. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed …
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F. Lee Bailey Love (Lawyer jokes)
What's the difference between F.Lee Bailey and a generalized joke about Lawyers?
One is boorish rude and insensitive, the other is just a joke!!
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Closeted Lesbians (Uncategorised jokes)
What do you call three lesbians in a closet?
A licker cabinet.
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He'n & She'n (Sexuality jokes)
The preacher stood before the congregation. ''Brothers and Sisters, I understand that there have been some he'n and she'n going on. I will not tolerate fornication in my church. All of those who are …
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Polish Frogmen (Whatever jokes)
Why don't Polish people kill frogs?
Because it's their national bird.
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There is a story about a monastery in Europe perched (Uncategorised jokes)
There is a story about a monastery in Europe perched high on a cliff several
hundred feet in the air. The only way to reach the monastery was to be suspended
in a basket which was pulled to the to…
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Blonde Ironing (Uncategorised jokes)
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?
A: Sometimes the legs on the ironing board are hard to open!
