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who could drink the most blood. The first bat comes home one night and has blood drippin off his fangs. The other two bats are amazed and aked how much blood he had drunk. The first bat said, "See that castle over tere? I drank the blood of three

ft sleeve up I'll need a blood sample. Old man: What did he say? Old woman shouting … up as he wants to take a blood sample. Doctor: Also, I'll need to take his blood pressue so will need him to roll up his other sleeve. O … as he needs

ender, give me a shot of blood." The bartender gives him the shot of blood, the vampire drnks it, and leaves. The second vampire w … ender, give me a shot of blood." The bartender gives him the shot of blood, the vampire drnks it, and leaves. The

ng and goes home with no blood. The other bat comes home with blood dripping from its mouh. The first bat says enviously, "W … ere did you get all that blood from?" The second bat replies, "Follow me. I`ll show you

espond: "Can you get out blood? Can you get out goat blood? How about human blood?" 9. fter the Telemarketer giveshis or her spiel, ask

ack and was covered in blood. The other vampire bat asked, “WHOA!! Where did you fin all that blood?” “You really want to see?” asked the bloody one. “Folow me.” So the first bat leads the other bat

s, ''I'll have a pint of blood.'' The second one says, ''I'll have one, too.'' The thi … ys, ''So, that'll be two Bloods and a Blood Lite?''

iabetic. I could get low blood sugar if I pee in a cup.'' ''Alright, we could get a blod sample.'' ''Can't do that either, officer.'' ''Why no … a hemophiliac. If I give blood I could die.'' ''Fine then, just walk this white line.''

n the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, … I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in th … he ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?" A l

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ctor asked the man for a blood, urine, and feces sample. The man was slightly deaf and sa … doctor said, ''I need a blood, urine and feces sample." The man still looked puzzled, so

Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.

I'm here to donate some blood. They're going to give me $5 for it." Man: "Hmm, that's … Hi there! Here to donate blood again?" Woman: (shaking her head with mouth closed) "Unh

says, "I'm here to give blood. I get paid $5." The man says, "Oh, I'm here to donate sp … re! Are you here to give blood again?" The woman puffs her cheeks out and shakes her h

wn stairs and heard this blood curdling scream. She ran upstairs. Once she got there she sw blood all over the bathtub. "What happened?!" she said. "Well,

Before you wipe the blood from your hands and get down to the business of concocting … reat Avenue and Drown In Blood Yankee Dogs Boulevard. DO: Feel free to enter any buil

art, "because I pump the blood and circulate oxygen all over the body, so without me you'd … ach was bloated, and the blood was toxic. Eventually the other organs gave in. They all ag

, I only gave you enough blood to operate one of these organs at a time." Then, God … , I only gave you enough blood to operate one of these organs at a time. While you're bl

ires kill her, drink her blood and throw the body over the bridge. A few minutes later, a … They kill him, drink his blood and throw his body over the bridge. Then another man comes

e that she studied for a blood test -- and failed.