Found 28 results for cute jokes
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Blonde Basement (Blonde jokes)
Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A: A whine cellar.
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Blonde With License (Blonde jokes)
Q: Why does a blonde always fail her road test?
A: Because every time the car stops, she jumps in the backseat!
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Woman and Tornado (Uncategorised jokes)
Q: What do a woman and a tornado have in common?
A: They scream when they come and take everything when they leave.
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Rover the Brick (Animals jokes)
A policeman is walking down the road when he sees a man with a brick tied to a dog leash. He decides to go and humor him. He walks up to the man and says, ''Hello, sir, I like your dog!''
The man l…
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Yo Mama's so fat... bike (Uncategorised jokes)
Yo Mama is so fat, that if she rode her bike across the moon in "ET," that fat bitch would have caused an eclipse.
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Blondes Doing the Wave (Sports jokes)
Did you hear why they closed the Seattle Kingdome?
While the crowd was doing the wave, two blondes drowned.
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Bad Lawyer (News And Politics jokes)
Q: What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad?
A: Senator.
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George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the (Uncategorised jokes)
George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him what his name is.
"Billy."
"And what is yo…
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Redneck Jedi II (Redneck jokes)
You might be a redneck Jedi if you say, "Luke I am your father... and your brother."
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...and the ghost of Christmas past said, "awight, I (Uncategorised jokes)
...and the ghost of Christmas past said, "awight, I give up. I'll get a round in"
but the barman said, "Na you won,t mate, we don't serve spirits in 'ere!"
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"Hand Job" A guy has been asking the prettiest girl (Uncategorised jokes)
"Hand Job"
A guy has been asking the prettiest girl in town for a date and finally she agrees to go out with him. He takes her to a nice restaurant, buys her a fancy dinner with expensive wine and …
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Atlanta Man in New York (Sports jokes)
A man from Atlanta moved to New York.
As he wandered the streets he stopped at an antique shop and decided to go in. On looking around he noticed a very strange looking bronze cat which had a tag on …
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Bagpipe (Whatever jokes)
What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?
No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.
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The Poetry of the Tides, My Friends (Whatever jokes)
What did one ocean say to the beach?
Nothing it just waved!
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In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop a beautiful (Uncategorised jokes)
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop a beautiful young woman was waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight leather mini skirt with matching tight leather boots and jacket. As the bus rolle…
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You're Like... (Insults jokes)
You're like school in the summertime: no class
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Engineers and A Glass of Water (Whatever jokes)
To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty.
To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
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Words From Women (Sexuality jokes)
"You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy." -- Erica Jong
"My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide t…
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Yo mama's so thin she ate a peanut ... (Medical jokes)
Your mama's so thin she ate a peanut and thought she was pregnant.
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House Conversation (Whatever jokes)
What did one wall say to the other?
I'll meet you at the corner.
