Found 480 results for old jokes
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Got to Hurt (Whatever jokes)
Did you hear in the news last night, that a guy living in Florida got his finger run over by a car and died instantly?
Of course, he had his finger up his nose.
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Adam 'n' Eve (Sexuality jokes)
Q: Who made the first soft drink?
A: Adam -- he made Eve's cherry pop
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Barbie and Britney (Entertainment jokes)
Q: What do Barbie and Britney Spears have in common?
A: Both are blonde, brainless and made out of plastic.
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Bright Eyes (Whatever jokes)
How do you make a blonde's eyes sparkle?
Shine a flashlight into her ear.
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Rejected (Men And Women jokes)
pearly gates. St.Peter told the first husband, I can't let you in. You let alcohol run … tepped up, and St.Peter told the husband, Can't let you in sir. While you were on earth,
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The Funky Parrot (Uncategorised jokes)
A woman had a parrot that she took with her everywhere she went. She would even take the parrot to the club with her when she went dancing and drinking on Saturday nights.
Whenever the woman went o…
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Yo Mama's So Fat... Trip (Yo Mama jokes)
Yo mamma's so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.
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1. Phone answering machine message - "...If you want (Uncategorised jokes)
my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu. But I thin
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State Slogans (News And Politics jokes)
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Maine:
We're Really Cold,
But We Have Cheap Lobster
Maryland:
A Thinking Man's Dela
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Prison vs. Work (Business jokes)
In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8' X 10' cell. At work you spend most of your time in a 6' X 8' cubicle.
In prison you get three meals a day. At work you only get a bre…
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Flies In The Beer (Foreign jokes)
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman go into a pub and each order a pint of Guinness. Just as the bartender hands them over, three flies buzz down and one lands in each of the pints.
The Englishman l…
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We Meet At Last, Ark-Enemy! (Whatever jokes)
What kind of lights did Noah have on the Ark?
Flood lights!
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Who's the Boss? (Sexuality jokes)
A young couple on their wedding night were in their honeymoon suite.
As they were undressing for bed, the husband, a big burly man, tossed his trousers to his new bride. He said, "Here, put these on…
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Giant Underwater Bottom Feeder (Animals jokes)
What weighs 2000 pounds and lays at the bottom of the ocean?
Moby's Dick!
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Thermos (Whatever jokes)
eeps hot things hot and cold things cold!" The man buys it and the next day the man goes t work carry … eps hot things hot, and cold things cold."
"What do you have in there?"
"Two popsicles ad a cup of
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How To Get A Raise (Business jokes)
A boss tells his new employee, "I'll give you 8 bucks an hour starting today and in three months, I'll raise it to 10 bucks an hour. So when would you like to start?''
''In 3 months.''
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Donkey and Onion (Animals jokes)
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes!
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Jungle Fever (Animals jokes)
When Jane initially met Tarzan of the Jungle, she was attracted to him, and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex. "Tarzan not know sex," he replied.
Jane explained to him…
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Queen & Celibacy (Uncategorised jokes)
Long time ago, in the land of Persia there lived a powerful king and his beautiful queen. The queen was so gorgeous that the king's ministers were obsessed and craving to seduce her.
One day, th…
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This actually happened at Harvard University in (Uncategorised jokes)
This actually happened at Harvard University in October of last year. In a biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen. A young female (freshman) raised her hand…
