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Think About IT 1. Does the Little Mermaid wear an (Uncategorised jokes)
nd apes?
15. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad gi
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What if Operating Systems Were Airlines? DOS (Uncategorised jokes)
What if Operating Systems Were Airlines?
DOS Airlines
Everybody pushes the airplane until it glides, then they jump on and let the plane coast until it hits the ground again, then they push agai…
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Blondes and Turtles (Animals jokes)
What do turtles and blondes have in common?
If they're on their back, they're screwed!
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My Wife at the Zoo (Insults jokes)
My wife asked me to take her to the zoo the other day. I said, If you want people to see you they can come here and do it!
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Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. (Uncategorised jokes)
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they were exhausted and went to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. "W…
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Signs That The Vice President Has a Bad Heart (News And Politics jokes)
1. Always looks like he's pledging allegiance.
2. His cholesterol level is directly proportional to the National Debt.
3. He owns a signed copy of Ted Kennedy's "Joy of Grease."
4. He can only do…
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Won't Be Needing These Nikes Anymore (Medical jokes)
A man lying on a stretcher in the emergency room asks the doctor if he'll be okay. The doctor turns to him and says, "Well, there is good and bad news."
"Tell me the bad news" says the man.
"W…
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Yo Mama's So Slutty (Uncategorised jokes)
Yo' mama so slutty she heard Santa say, "ho ho ho" and thought she was getting it three times.
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You Filthy F***ing Parrot (Animals jokes)
There's this fellow with a parrot. And the parrot swears like a sailor. I mean he's a pistol. He can swear for five minutes straight without repeating himself. Trouble is, the guy who owns him is a…
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Oh, That's Hysterical. (Whatever jokes)
What has more lives than a cat?
A frog -- it croaks every night!
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Blonde Eating a Burger (Uncategorised jokes)
A blonde was standing outside a fast food store, eating a burger, with her panties around her ankles. A chap walks up and asks, ''Excuse me, but can I ask why your panties are around your ankles?''
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Encyclopedias For sale (Men And Women jokes)
For sale by owner: Complete set of Encyclopedia Brittanicas. No longer need them -- damn wife knows everything!!
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Death, Death, Death! (Men And Women jokes)
Two guys meet in heaven, and are chatting about how they died. The first guy says he froze to death, and the second guy says he died of a heart attack.
"How did that happen?" asks the first guy.
"We…
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Video Blonde (Blonde jokes)
Did you hear about the blonde and the weight loss video?
She threw it away because the people in the video weren't losing weight either!
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Dog Fishin' (Animals jokes)
What kind of fish does a dog catch?
Catfish.
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Osama's Spawn (Animals jokes)
What did Osama name his last daughter?
Camela - after her mother.
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Words of Wisdom (Uncategorised jokes)
This once again confirms that the most important information in your life won't come from a teacher, the library or the Internet, but from a mentor and on a very personal level.
Wisdom...
My long-p…
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Dumb mama joke (Whatever jokes)
Yo mama is so dumb, when her radio batteries were dead, she buried them.
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Three Little Ducks (Animals jokes)
A man walks into a bar with three little ducks and sits each of them on a stool, he looks up at the bartender and says, Could you mind my ducks while I go use the phone? The bartender is puzzled, …
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Old People And Nastiness (Sexuality jokes)
A very old couple wanted to have children, so they went to their doctor and told him their problem. The doctor gave the couple a tiny jar and told them to fill it up. About a week later, the …
