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  • Escaped Midget! (Whatever jokes)
    What do you call a psychic midget who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large!
  • www.YoMama (Whatever jokes)
    Yo mama''s so fat, she dont need the internet - she''s already world wide.
  • Holy Cow (Uncategorised jokes)
    One day the farmer walked out to his field to feed the cow when he saw something outrageous. He yelled to his son to come outside and look. When he got outside the farmer pointed to the field and the…
  • Dumb Crooks Roundup (Animals jokes)
    BETTER HOLD ON TO THOSE PANTIES...THEY COULD COME IN HANDY     A repeat offender got a life sentence for a small-time shoplifting caper in Jupiter, Florida. The man stole $49.73 worth of boxer sho…
  • You Might Be a Redneck if You Pee Like a (Redneck jokes)
    You might be a Redneck if you use the same tree your dog does.
  • Oh, God, Help Me Find A Safe House (Whatever jokes)
    There was a young man whose parents beat him all the time, so he went to his next-door neighbor for help. "What about your grandparent's house?" "They beat me too." "What about your aunt and uncle…
  • Electricity Mathematics (Men And Women jokes)
    Q: How many men does it take to screw a light bulb into a socket? A: One -- because men will screw anything.
  • Connection Between Star Trek and TP (Whatever jokes)
    Q: What''s the connection between The Star Trek Enterprise and toilet paper? A: They both travel around Uranus looking for clingons.
  • Yo Mama's Speed Dial (Yo Mama jokes)
    Your mama's so stupid she put the operator on speed dial.
  • Blonde's Finals (College jokes)
    A blonde walked into her final exam very nervous. But when she received the test, she was relieved to find out that it was a True or False exam. Immediately, she reached into her purse and pulled out …
  • Yo mama's got style (Yo Mama jokes)
    Yo mama so short, she has to cuff up her panies.
  • Three Girls Meet the Fairy (Blonde jokes)
    A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are crossing an enchanted bridge in Magical Fairyland when they run into a fairy. The fairy says that they can be granted a transformation if they jump off the brid…
  • Yo Mama's So Fat... Showered (Yo Mama jokes)
    Yo' mama so fat, she showered and found an old thong!
  • Dead Composer (Whatever jokes)
    What is Beethoven doing in his grave? De-Composing!
  • Old Couple (Uncategorised jokes)
    One day an old man and his wife were sitting in their rockers. The old man reached over and grab his wife's breast and said, ''If these produced milk, we could get rid of the cow.'' Then he reached …
  • Historical Origin of The (Uncategorised jokes)
    This is not meant to be crude. It is strictly for your edification and enjoyment. Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victory over the English, proposed to cut off the mi…
  • Blonde in a boat. (Blonde jokes)
    There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field. She was in a boat rowing, with no water in sight. The blonde angrily…
  • Quotes About the French (Foreign jokes)
    "As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure." - Jacques Chirac, President of France "As far as France is concerned, you're right." - Rush Limbaugh "What do you expect from a culture and a n…
  • Nursery Crimes (Children jokes)
    Nursery Crimes: Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie, kissed the girls and made them cry. When the boys came out to play, they didnt know that Georgie was gay. Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall, was…
  • Porsche and Hedgehog (Insults jokes)
    What's the difference between a porsche and a hedgehog? A hedgehog has pricks on the outside!
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